blogging chicks in the weekend mail
So I was lovingly planting some bulbs in hope that they would grow into lovely lovely blooms when the earth suddenly shook and shattered. My bulbs were crushed. I was devastated. Then I heard a loud voice booming out of nowhere;
“Now that I have your attention, go to the nearest newsstand and purchase a copy of Weekend Mail.”
“But.. but.. I am gardening! My bulbs are all dead and now I have to buy new ones!”
“No, you will do as I say and take out RM1.20 to buy the goddamn paper.”
“Can’t I do this later? My hands are all dirty and it’s a couple blocks from the newspapers guy.”
“Now!”
Gulpz. “Okay. By the way will I win the lottery?”
“In your dreams.”
My heart sank as I walked slowly to do as I was told. What is it? I thought, what could be so important that it couldn’t wait till the end of the century?
This had better be good.
Turned out, it was. Who should I see but some chicks on the cover of the Weekend Mail? With a photo feature of Angelina Jolie holding a wad of money no less?
A-ha!
The culprits are on the cam-ho worthy shot are: Kim, Fireangel, Cheesie, Jas, Pinkpau and KinkyBlueFairy.
The second page of the feature looks like this:
FA and Kim hated their photos. I didn’t think the interviews were any good, but then do you see me writing for ANY newspapers? Take heart la bitches, could be a lot worse, no? 
You are femes, yay!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice plug, cheers.
By the way, I don’t garden. Not like that matters.
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muaks
the interviews were worse than my pimp entries.
i love kim’s picture, it captured her essence.
Hahaha… Good one there.
But then, i’ve notice something funny there (the link to WMail)
WM : Hmmm. Unnatural
J : And I’m short.
WM : Short? How short are you ?
J : 168cm.
Reminds me of FA. Bleargh and she topped the list with her oneoneoneo11111!!!
Suanie:
haha. but fa has a valid reason to complain about her height
*runs*
oh course it sucked lar. because I’m not the writer mar… hahaha
Suanie:
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Yeah really badly written, bad interviews, missed the point, no wrap-up horrible pictures.
The only good part was the dig at Minishorts
I’m disappointed with the absence of swimwear glamour shots.
Suanie:
well.. if fhm were to interview…
man, i so dont know what to say about the pictures. cacat like anything!
Suanie:
*drools*
you look cute what.. in your slip
WHERE’S WALDO?
Lots of typos and silly questions somemore!
u not in there ?
Suanie:
why should i be there
‘”Okay. By the way will I win the lottery?”‘
At least buy a lottery ticket!!!!
I was going to ask if FA only owns the Where’s Waldo Shirt … I think we need to pass the hat around and buy her a new shirt! That one must need a wash by now! 343 days straight and she hasn’t changed it!
How sexist of them to exclude Jeff Ooi from being a hot blogger!!!
[Not that Jeff would cry over it or anything!]
After reading the interviews (or two questions each might be a better term), I am surprised at the lack of spell checking. [Actually, surprised at the lack of questions ... might have been better to ask twice/thrice as many and run it over an extra week or something].
And Jasmine being short … I’m 165cm … shorter than her, and I’m MALE!!! lol I must be midget material in her eyes.
[Looks left, looks right ... makes sure Lainie doesn't make me perform on stage!]
*Faints at the mention of Cheesies Japanese School Girl Uniform!*
Why can’t ALL GIRLS own a Japanese School Girls Outfit!???
Suanie:
according to the girls, there were lots of questions.
agree with dabido… YAY the japanese school girl outfit
actually i think the minishorts part was meant to put the girls down as if they’re a bunch of ms pretty-good-for-nothings.
“Why isn’t minishorts in the page as well , or maybe Jeff Ooi.”
Putting her in the same line as Jeff Ooi teh great leh.
to me, the article seemed more like a subtle backhanded compliment. 0_o
then again, them girls should probably feel lucky because the horrible pictures and eye-rolling article (i’m assuming it’s the editor’s doing, not the writer’s) in Malay Mail of all papers would probably serve as an amulet against potential weirdos/trolls.
Suanie:
no lah the writer was simply explaining why not everyone was there.
your konspirasi theory runs deep
Ooohhh… so this are the things you all talk about. FA and Kim looks great but…. where is your face, Suanie?
FA looks just sweet and charming as always, Kim has the stunning elegant look. The rest looks great too but not enough time to stalk so many.
Congrats girls !!!
Suanie:
I have no face
I see that FA is looking like a red zebra again. Must be her favorite outfit. Her sitting pose was not bad. It exudes attitude. Sort of like “I don’t give a rat’s ass” kind of look.
You were lovingly planting some bulbs? And you’re not into gardening? I’ve got news for you….those bulbous head thingys that you were planting are not called ‘bulbs’.
Suanie:
damn…
the ‘new’ Malay Mail is currently populated by former FHM employees. go figure.
Suanie – If you want a face, I can make you look as pretty as I do here.
Suanie:
that would be…
HORRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are they there and why are you not there?
Is there any online copy for this page?
Suanie:
because I am not hot? some of them are good bloggers and they deserve it
the link to the article is somewhere in the post.
I don’t see Suanie in there…and I thought she is the HOTTEST BLOGGER!
Suanie:
*sniff* you are too kind
They deserve it but so are you. Hey, I can’t find the link, mind to spell it out ? By the way, i found your msn and added you but you……
Suanie:
http://www.mmail.com.my/Current_News/mm/Weekend/Feature/20060610125724/Article/index_html
no way you found my msn address unless someone gives it to you
It is completely different from anything here
suan, “some of them” is right.
You don’t belief me? Never mind, just check what email I’m using in here. I know no one here to get your msn. How do I find your msn? I’ll tell you after you approve me, deal? By the way, you won’t block/delete me after you add me in, right?
Suanie:
oO quite pandai hor…
but no, I didn’t receive anything
Hehe… no la.. Dare not. Just want to be the insider ma. I also got your buddy’s msn too but I think I got blocked.
I didn’t send anything to your hotmail; I’m just using your email that I found in your site, which will not be published here.