Half Man Half Biscuit: Heyyyyyy did you see the news about those two ships that collided?
Suanie: No…. what happened?
Half Man Half Biscuit: Well, one was carrying red paint…
Half Man Half Biscuit: The other blue…
Half Man Half Biscuit: Apparently the survivors were marooned…
Being someone who is wrapped up in her own little (great) world, I didn’t google for more information. Unlike some of my friends….
Just went through my Friendster for a bit, found out that one of my primary schoolmates got hitched. Others are in new relationships. And how their faces have changed. I could hardly recognise some of the girls. I have known these girls my whole life, starting from kindergarten to primary and secondary school. I’ve been through dark blue to light blue pinafores with them, curly pigtails and short hair, playing ‘SNAP’ to listening to Michael Learns to Rock and assorted 90s boybands. Okay this is a bit sick, but I had the fleeting thoughts of, “now they are having sex” [insert various imagination], then “would they or would they not wait till marriage to have sex” to “I wonder what birth control methods they use…”
It is something like knowing your younger siblings getting some, or your parents still at it. While I do know how babies are made, it’s still a freakish thing, you know? Sometimes knowledge isn’t king.
Other news: I got this e-mail the other day:
I have a predicament and am hoping that perhaps u or your pals may be able to help me out.
I have 2 GREASE the Musical Tickets for 21 May 2006 @RM200 ea. I can’t go and wish to sell them off at RM350 for both tickets.
Please contact me before 12 May 2006 as I would be out of the country. Thanks.
Regards from your happy perky information helpdesk,