fridays are for memes

All about myself via Edwin:

Once you’ve been tagged, write a blog with 24 weird facts/things/habits about yourself then tag 6 other people.

1. I am proud of my arms that can go 360 degrees and my fingers that can go back very far. If it freaks some people out, then I’m happy.

2. I type better than I speak.

3. Reptiles offend my sensibilities.

4. I can eat just instant noodles accompanied by Milo for 6 days in a row.

5. Many great ideas come to me when I am driving or taking a poop or generally alone, but only 20% of them are executed later.

6. I want to travel the world. I don’t think I will.

7. I am better at capturing people’s moments on camera than landscapes and still objects. Unfortunately I use a rather old camera, there is no speed and often I lose the moment I had wanted to capture. Pity.

8. I like to squeeze my pimples/blackheads, incurring my mother’s wrath.

9. I think I inadvertently caused my rabbit’s death.

10. I hate songs with no soul. Yes, Simple Plan and whatever alternative rock pop thrash the music industry is producing these days, I’m talking to you.

11. Girly stuff bores me.

12. I don’t know if I have myopia or hyperopia, but I know that my eyes are definitely fucked. One eye has the fuckness level of 950 degrees, the other eye has the fuckness level of 850 degrees. My glasses are huge because I have a big head and can’t fit in normal frames. The lenses are thick and heavy because anything lighter or thinner would cost a very good, brand new digital camera.

13. Lucky numbers like 168 do not interest me. I have no fear of the numbers 4 and 13.

14. I work well if I have trance music playing. Current favourite: Tiesto’s In Search of Sunrise 4.

15. When I was 18 I took something similar to E. I’ve never been tempted to touch those stuff since.

16. Romantically, I am not really interested Chinese guys. From my experiences and that of my friends, they are the ones most critical of your physical appearance and they can be rather cruel and callous about it. Call it a self-defense mechanism but I don’t need this kind of shit in my life.

17. For some reason which I still cannot comprehend, I became part of the ‘popular’ gang in high school AFTER getting a tomboy haircut. Before that none of them would even look at me. No, none of them are gay.

18. I learnt and understood more about science and history from Wikipedia.org than from high school and Form 6.

19. Algebra and trigonometry are beyond my comprehension.

20. I obtained a 5 for Bahasa Malaysia in SPM, then a B in STPM. Oddly enough, I put in the same amount of effort for both exams, which was almost nothing.

21. Considering that I came from a Convent school, I got along better with the guys in my first uni rather than the girls. I thought most of them were two-face Chinese cows.

22. I used to be a tad obsessive compulsive. Like Jack Nicholson in ‘As Good As It Gets’, I had to take a certain numbers of steps with both feet to make the count even, creating a pattern. Else I’d get seriously uncomfortable and would fidget ceaselessly ’till I’ve fulfilled the pattern. When I see a straight line I’d have to walk following the straight line. If I accidentally fell out of the line, I’d have to retrace the last step that I didn’t take. If I drum my fingers on the right hand, I’d have to drum my fingers on the left hand with the same numbers, style and tempo. It took me a couple of years to break these and other habits but I realised that it was compromising my sanity (I’d fret and worry about it all the time) so I consciously let it go.

23. I can’t live without baby wipes at home. Their usefulness are underrated.

24. I don’t know how the 23 points above are weird. I am not a very interesting person.

I tag: you, you, you, you, you, you.

Numerical stuff via Dabs:

THREE PEOPLE TO TAG: He, She, It

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: Suanie, Suan, Girl Girl

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: Calves, Lips, Weird arms

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: Every, Thing, Else

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: Chinese, Chinese, Chinese

THREE THINGS YOU CAN’T STAND: People, Kids, Snakes

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: Ghosts, Death, My eldest sister’s wrath

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS: CSI Las Vegas, Xi You Ji, SATC

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE JAPANESE ANIMES: Japanese, Animes, Suck

THREE OF YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONGS: OAG’s Generasiku, Howie Day’s Collide, Jay Chou’s Qing Tian

THREE MOVIES YOU CAN WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: Empire Records, Eurotrip, American Splendour

THREE MOVIES YOU WOULD LIKE TO WATCH: X-Men 3, Harry Potter 5, The Hobbit

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: Wallet, Mobile phone, Car keys

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: T-shirt, Boxers, My great personality

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP: Trust, Trust, Trust

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER THAT APPEAL TO YOU: Eyes, Nose, Bum

THREE BAD HABITS: Cursing, Drooling, Drugs and Rock ‘n Roll

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: Blogging, Reading, Sleeping

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: Eat, Toasted, Bread

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING OR CURRENTLY PURSUING: Prime Minister, Home Minister, Saviour of the World

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: Bahamas, Sipadan, Maldives

THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE: What, The, Fuck

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Lose weight, Slim down, Fit into a size 8

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL/GUY: High heels, Handbags, Skirts

INITIALS OF THREE CRUSHES: AY, BY, CY

Definitions via Shahriman:

I AM great.

I JUST lied.

I SAID give me that beer!

I WANT that beer!

I WISH beer was free.

I HATE Celine Dion.

I MISS cheaper petrol.

I FEAR things that go bump at night.

I HEAR that black men have more… measurements.

I WONDER if that is true.

I REGRET many things.

I AM erratic.

I SING like a whale.

I CRY when I’m hurt.

I AM a fast reader.

I MADE cards for my parents.

I WRITE to survive.

I CONFUSED people.

I NEED a tougher country leader.

I SHOULD register to vote.

I START thinking about my own death when I have troubles sleeping.

I FINISH thinking about my own death and go back to sleep.

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Comments

  1. i love your no. 16 :)

    Suanie:
    rather true, innit?

  2. U r not interesting ? come on Suanie…U know u r….

    Suanie:
    it’s just a figment of imagination

  3. ’23. I can’t live without baby wipes at home.’

    Sort of Ironic when your earlier post about Babies and Marriage you said you didn’t want babies.

    Suanie:
    not really. baby wipes are versatile. most babies are a nuisance

  4. So who is this Ah Yeong, Balakrishnan Yamamuthu and Chris Young?

    Suanie:
    only one is real hahahha not difficult to guess who

  5. You left out No. 25 – Love to watch ghost movies behind the handbag, pillows, or palms.

    Suanie:
    the meme only asks for 24

  6. Yeah!!! Finally found someone who likes Jay’s Qing Tian as well. Has been my favourite since 2003.

    Here’s a site for Jay’s fan. With Pin Yin lyrics and translation in English.
    http://jaychoustudio.com/jaychoustudio/translations.html#

    Suanie:
    i’ve been there before, it’s useful because Jay Chou is hard to understand when he sings

  7. It’s interesting to see how these memes develop, since I’m partly responsible for the one from shahriman…

    Suanie:
    it’s like a disease

  8. Cibai guys are the best kthxbai

    Suanie
    erm ok :P

  9. Giant Sotong says:

    “…Sorry, can’t be… perfe-e-e-ct…”

    Good weekend!

    Suanie:
    oh well. you too!

  10. Since i can’t copy and paste from Demented Reality,

    i’m gonna take it from yours.

    Nice to meet ya.

    Suanie:
    go ahead, and looks like you’ve already did :D

    looks like brown is the new black :P

  11. wahlau so many the memessss

    Suanie:
    kumpul-ed them together-gether mah

  12. x men 3 was full of special effects… not too bad

    Suanie:
    i haven’t seen it yet BUT I WILLLLLL

  13. Doesn’t mean it isn’t ironic, buying something specifically designed for babies when you have no intention of having babies. :-)

    Suanie:
    not really

  14. Suan uses baby wipes to wipe the (remains of) babies off the floor and walls once she’s done with them…

  15. Unique and original !!! Keep it up, suanie …

  16. Of course it is.

    ‘IRONIC: characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is’

    You’ve openly declared you don’t like kids and don’t want to have them. So, ipso facto, the purchasing of an item specifically designed for looking after children is therefore an unexpected incongruity of what would be expected.

    Quod erat demonstrandum, it is therefore ironic.

    It’s more subtle than some forms of irony.

    The fact that you’re not using the item for it’s designed purpose doesn’t make it ‘un-ironic’.

    Though, Paul’s example is even better as the irony revolves around the item being used inappropriately for what it’s been made for, while my comment revolves around the poignant difference of purchasing of a product designed for looking after something you plan never to have.
    The emphasis is on what’s beign considered ironic. In Paul’s case, it’s the use. In my case it’s the purchase.

    [If that makes sense].

    Suanie:
    no it is not

  17. what interest you ?

    Suanie:
    Ian McKellen

  18. Daaaaaamn rite.

  19. Why not?

    Suanie:
    Because.

  20. Because … ?

    Because all self confessed baby haters are also baby care product advocates???? :-)

  21. AY, BY, CY… sooner or later it will reach KY.

    Suanie:
    haha very funny

  22. suanie, there are 2 tickets to the “98.8 events” at genting this saturday. If interested, please let me know asap.

    Suanie:
    Hi IS, thanks for the offer! however we have a very special brother’s birthday dinner on Sat, guess I’ll have to give genting a miss. You have fun!

  23. Welcome… gee, you give genting a miss, i give a famous suan a miss. Whose birthday is it ? Going to have another party post this weekend ?

    Suanie:
    maybe! :D

  24. I’m also having my B’Day party this weekend … bwahahahhaaaaaaaa!
    I damn well better get good pressies from my family! lol

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