two ships and paint
Half Man Half Biscuit: Heyyyyyy did you see the news about those two ships that collided?
Suanie: No…. what happened?
Half Man Half Biscuit: Well, one was carrying red paint…
Half Man Half Biscuit: The other blue…
Half Man Half Biscuit: Apparently the survivors were marooned…
Suanie: …………………
Being someone who is wrapped up in her own little (great) world, I didn’t google for more information. Unlike some of my friends…. 
Just went through my Friendster for a bit, found out that one of my primary schoolmates got hitched. Others are in new relationships. And how their faces have changed. I could hardly recognise some of the girls. I have known these girls my whole life, starting from kindergarten to primary and secondary school. I’ve been through dark blue to light blue pinafores with them, curly pigtails and short hair, playing ‘SNAP’ to listening to Michael Learns to Rock and assorted 90s boybands. Okay this is a bit sick, but I had the fleeting thoughts of, “now they are having sex” [insert various imagination], then “would they or would they not wait till marriage to have sex” to “I wonder what birth control methods they use…”
It is something like knowing your younger siblings getting some, or your parents still at it. While I do know how babies are made, it’s still a freakish thing, you know? Sometimes knowledge isn’t king.
Purgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……………………
Other news: I got this e-mail the other day:
Hi Suanie,
I have a predicament and am hoping that perhaps u or your pals may be able to help me out.
I have 2 GREASE the Musical Tickets for 21 May 2006 @RM200 ea. I can’t go and wish to sell them off at RM350 for both tickets.
Please contact me before 12 May 2006 as I would be out of the country. Thanks.
John.
I don’t know if he would want his e-mail to be published here, but if you want the deal hit me with an e-mail and I’ll forward you his phone number. Details for Grease the Musical here.
Regards from your happy perky information helpdesk,
Suanie
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becoming community message/buy-sell board??
Suanie:
don’t know if it would amount to much, since my readership demographic is more likely to spend money on beer and more beer. but he emailed me, he was polite, thought I’d help spread the word. interested?
interested…..but not anywhere near where it is gonna be happening
yeah…agree with you RonT
errr…agree with which comment?
for free i’ll definitely go. bwahahha.
someone did not baca arahan …it says right there..2 tix for RM350….so sifar markah for you, FA
350 is a bit steep..
If someone will buy the tix, I will go with you.
…. maybe lah.
Suanie:
if someone will buy the tix, i will surely go and bring my mom too
["Okay this is a bit sick, but I had the fleeting thoughts of, "now they are having sex" [insert various imagination], then “would they or would they not wait till marriage to have sex” to “I wonder what birth control methods they use…”]
Truth to be told…I had that kinda thoughts too. I won’t admit it publicly, but i like checking out Friendster profiles of old schoolmates to see how cam-whorish they have become.
Suanie:
Heh I disabled the ‘who’s looking at you’ option thing in Friendster. Anonymity is god. then there’s this blog…
I told my mother that ship joke, and she went, ‘That’s awful, where did that happen?’
I had to repeat what I had said, and she went, ‘Oh, oh, I get it now!’ lol
‘”would they or would they not wait till marriage to have sex”‘
People have sex after getting married??? I thought that was when it stopped!!!
‘”I wonder what birth control methods they use…”‘
I use my personality … hasn’t failed me yet, I’m still a Born Again Virgin!
’since my readership demographic is more likely to spend money on beer and more beer.’
I resent that comment! After all, there are some of us here who don’t drink beer and think it is awful (I’m not just thinking of myself, I’m also thinking of other readers who are Vodka Ribena fanatics etc)
And I agree with RoNT’s third comment!
Suanie:
vodka ribena.. pah.. DRINK BEER LIKE A WOMAN
Suanie drinks beer like a Bayerischen GroßFräulein.
350 is good what, already $50 cheaper than retail price.
It is foreign show afterall
I won’t buy it though as I’ve seen it a couple of times already.
your classmate = my classmate. i wonder who ah?
But Suanie, I can’t drink beer … I’m allergic to it. It makes me bleed from the stomach.
[Yes I know, a lot of people are wondering how Aussie I can be if I can't drink beer, or eat meat! Bah! I don't eat vegemite either!]
a bit difficult the grease tickets, though i want to go..John wants to sell his 2 RM200 tix @ RM350.. but with maxis select discount of 15% , 2 RM200 tix = RM340…. so……
pls update already kthxbai