suanie & fireangel terrorise the koreans

This was actually quite a long time ago; I’ve never had a chance to put it up; you can see its ancientness because my hair was golden instead of yellow and I was not as chubby, and Fireangel had long hair.

I don’t think I’ll get 20 PPS hits for this post. For one, Korean food is as common as teh tarik these days; everybody knows what Korean food looks like, everybody wants to shag a Korean… but since I’ve been rather lapse in taking photos of food recently, I DON’T CARE SO HERE IS A BLOG POST ON KOREAN FOOD SO THERE.

:D

We went to Daorae Garden at Desa Sri Hartamas (same row as the Maybank, below a ‘Klinik Haiwan’). My sister took me there before and I knew the food was good, and this visit was to reaffirm the goodness of the food there.

Little bowls of Korean goodness

They just pile up your table with lots of side dishes — pickled this and that, Kimchi-ed this and that. I like the mashed potato, very creamy.

Fireangel sips her soup

The marinated beef was ze good.

Scrumptious marinated beef

Looking at the photo, I could almost taste it in my mouth.

Beautiful, just beautiful cooked beef

This is pork belly — the owner of the restaurant taught us how to eat it properly — with some sort of fermented beans and lettuce because one is ‘hot’ and the other is ‘cold’ — sort of like yin and yang balance.

BBQ-ed pork belly, Korean style

The waiters were most attentive and the owner was very nice — kept looking after our gastronomy needs.

Fireangel with owner of the joint

So yeah, we were happy.

Suanie eats Korean food

I’ve seen a branch of this restaurant in USJ before, somewhere in Taipan? I’m not sure. But if you don’t want to go all the way to Ampang for truly delish Korean, this is a pretty good alternative, a superb choice by itself really, definitely worth a visit and more.

Daorae Garden, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

20 hits? Can I get 20 PPS hits for this?

suanie spouts poetry

Tigerjoe, man-ho extraordinaire moaned that PPS hits today aren’t what they used to be. Me, of course having a blog for no purpose and with no direction decides to take him up on his skewed observations, and in this first of a four part blogglenge (blog+challenge, I dare you to say that 50 times in a row), I present to you:

Suanie’s Poetry
aka Ode to Boobies
aka I-hope-John-Keats-doesn’t-rise-from-his-grave-and-scare-me-to-death

Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness!
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun
My bosoms are drooping 25 years in existence
No longer perky like 18 year old lumps
If you’re young you’d better fucking cherish your tits
Splatter age-defying cream and whatnot all over your bits
Better wear a bra if you’re more than an A
Trust me, it pays
Oh boobs of all shapes and sizes
Boobs of spring, summer, autumn and winter
Boobs like apples, oranges, melons and peaches
You’d give a straight man a seizure
Treasure them well, treasure them good
Helps if you have a nice ass to boot
Tigerjoe, I hope you are duly chastened
I bet my poetry gets more than 10 hits, bless ‘em
If I recall you owe me some beer
I’ll collect when I’ve fixed my ear.

-The End-

ear pain

My ear damn pain.

Got come out blood.

I hate my ear.

trip the light fantastic toe

During my Daytona days, there was a new machine in the local arcade that became a big hit. I think it was a pirated version of the Dance Dance Revolution (DDR) aka the downward spiral of our youth’s dancing abilities in public, more notably in dance clubs.

Thanks to the ‘Burst’ mode on my trusty Sony Ericcson K750i, I present to you a visual example of how kids these days learn to dance.

Boy on Dance Dance Revolution 1

I think this particular machine had a hand gesture sensor as well.

Boy on Dance Dance Revolution 2

The next time you are accidentally hit or stepped on in clubs, you’d know why. Hehehehehe :P

babies and marriage

A MSN conversation with Fireangel. Just felt like posting this, this post has no purpose or value whatsoever, go make your own assumptions.

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Suanie: 31… I don’t know.

Fireangel: 31! Fuck! Well if 31 and pregnant then good news lah. So old already better get pregnant now.

Suanie: 31 is not old.. Why you thinking so kolot one kekekkekee So you think you must be married by 28 ka? cis…. like [identity withheld], end up not happy by own choice.

Fireangel: No lah. Doctors say first child should be about 30s mah. Safer. Less risk and complications.

Suanie: Seeing as how I don’t plan to have my own kids, it doens’t bother me :P

Fireangel: I would actually start to REALLY worry if I am still single by the time I am 30

Suanie: hmmm…

Fireangel: You don’t? But the loneliness will :P

Suanie: I don’t know lol.

Fireangel: A kid is just a product of a paper contract. By-product. Like industrial waste hahaha. I think you cannot run from that :P

Suanie: Huh… LOL no… I’d thought about this for a couple years now. I don’t like kids. I don’t want my own kids.

Fireangel: What about the whole continuing your line of existance?

Suanie: Not important to me. It’s a stupid thing. If you want kids you can always adopt.

Fireangel: LOL true. We have too many kids on earth is it? Why don’t you want kids?

Suanie: Don’t know… I never thought of having my own kids before. Not even when I was growing up.

Fireangel: Hehehehe actually I can’t even imagine me giving birth or taking care of one. Can’t even take care of myself. I don’t even see myself ever getting married. Which is quite a scary thought also.

Suanie: lololololol

Fireangel: Do you? Can you? Some people can imagine it and everything right down to the very last confetti.

Suanie: Marriage is fine. I plan to just sign the paper lmao. The theory is fine la. But I guess I have lots of hurdles to overcome before even going that far. Commitment phobia bla bla bla bleah. Everyone will go through that I guess.

Fireangel: I’m not scared of the commitment part. I’m scared that the other party cannot live up to it. Since you know… how all men are bastard animals.

Suanie: Well, move to a small town LMAO… KL is fucked up.

on lampe berger and mlm

A conversation with a friend actually doing Lampe Berger stuff. Edited for clarity and length.

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Suanie: You still in Lampe Berger ar?

Friend: Ya. Why? Recently a lot of people asking me the same question. Apa kang tau?

Suanie: LOL. Anti Lampe Berger, Lampe Berger Help, Mack.

Friend: Haha..

Suanie: Going to be hoo haa.

Friend: There will always be some bad apples in a basket. Those are not news to us anymore.

Suanie:So are you really selling lamps?

Friend: Yes I am. Not doing recruiting anymore, only servicing existing customers. All the while there are problems like these. Just that it is getting more serious.

Suanie: Yeah. Did you pay RM30k?

Friend: Nope. Why suddenly so keen on Lampe Berger?

Suanie: Asking only mah. I don’t want you to get into trouble.

Friend: Basically it is a business, if you treat it as such. It will turn into a scam, if you want it to be. That’s the thing with MLM. Hard to control human behaviour. I stopped doing recruiting because the market is getting worst day to day by those people who treat it as a money game.

Suanie: Basically people are scared la.

Friend : Our whole group stopped doing recruiting. There’s one group really siao one… very fierce. They are the ones who make the whole market bad.

Suanie: Do the Lampe Berger lamps work?

Friend: Yes they do. But it is a natural way of healing. So different people will have different time frame to see the effects.

Suanie: What does it heal?

Friend: Different aromas will have different usage lar…

Suanie: Continue writing k.. I am going to take a nap.

Friend: There are certain aromas for healing migraines, stress… Normally we approach people only when we see that they have a need for the products, or the opportunity to make money. Some who benefited from the product will become a distributor. It’s like you ate something good at Jogoya, you’d share it with others la. But in MLM you can make money from it lor. That’s it.

Friend: Some people might say, earning money from friends is not good. Just think the other way round. If you open a restaurant, you ask your friends not to come to your restaurant meh? Or you always treat them to dinner? It’s a perception… if you really look at it from a business point of view, MLM is also a type of business. The problem is, nobody can really control how people use it.

Friend: Although the government do have rules and regulations and laws about it, but it is still hard to control because it is run by humans. You can’t stop people from throwing price and all that crap. That’s why it might turn into a scam not unfamiliar with certain MLM, causing people to be scared and wary.

Friend: About Lampe Berger…. depends on what aroma you are using. For example, eucalyptus will help in healing asthma, bronchitis, sinus, breathing problems etc. Roses will help balance the hormones, blood circulation etc. Lavender helps with snoring and insomnia problems as well as release stress. Apple helps to whet your appetite and some detoxification. Sandal wood helps you to be calm, is used for meditation and some constipation problems.

Friend: That’s about aroma lah. It can also increase small amount of oxygen level, is anti-bacteria etc. No matter what aroma you use, these are the common effects. Aromatherapy is a type of alternative healing la… like yoga, spa… but in a natural way. Not like western medication which suppresses the illness… Natural like Chinese medication, using herbs to heal, finding the root of the illness.

Friend: That’s all lah… I lazy to write some more… Go here la.

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I don’t support MLM scams; I don’t really believe in MLMs. All my life I’ve stayed away from the “give me some money now and see more money later!” stuff, except for a couple of insurance policies. Someone comes to me with a catalogue and a massive grin, I’d run for my life.

However I thought there might be another side to it, people who actually believe in the product and not the highly inappropriate recruiting methods, hence the conversation above. What my friend said is true — MLM can be a legitimate way to make money. I personally know of people who are so involved with companies such as AMWAY that it is their full-time job. Good for them.

Recommendations is a way of life. Someone could recommend to you a job, a car, a date. I could recommend to you a movie, a restaurant or a blog. Another person could recommend to you their insurance company’s latest policy, or a doctor down the road who could give you a fake MC. It is unfortunate that there is a loop in Lampe Berger’s hierarchy and many people are irresponsibly taking lucrative advantage of it.

RM30k… wtf… *slaps your head*.

gobsmacked by the homecoming

The last time I seriously went dabe-dew-tee-eff all the way was when I watched The New World with Paul.

That movie was so crap that you shouldn’t even get the pirated DVD, even though Colin Farrell was in it.

In no relation to the sentences above, yesterday I went to KLPac for the final performance of Harold Pinter’s Homecoming.

Harold Pinter is a seriously disturbed individual. And you think you have problems.

It was Gavin Yap’s direction and the remarkable performances by the cast that brought Pinter’s psychologically unstable mentality to a series of dabe-dew-tee-eff life.

Cast of 'The Homecoming'

Pinter was so off his rockets that my frequent moody bouts are Hannibal’s love and sunshine. FYI, Homecoming was written by Harold Pinter in 1965. It’s about a dude, Teddy (Ben Tan) who brought his wife, Ruth (Loo Jia-Wei) back to his dysfunctional family for a lil’ reunion. In the family home stays the patriarch Max (Thor Kah Hoong), Max’s brother Sam (Patrick Teoh) and Teddy’s two younger brothers, Lenny (U-En Ng) and Joey (Ian Cheang).

Several observations and thoughts; bear in mind that these are my own opinions having sat in the first row seat, very closely to the actors and being able to see their facial emotions and expressions:

1) Max came off as a spiteful, mean-spirited and sly person by nature, slightly frustrated with his present aging condition while he constantly reminisced his good old, more useful days. Did he or did he not sexually abused his three sons when they were young? When he said things like, “Remember when I tucked you in?” and “I used to give my sons baths”, his three sons were almost shamefully disgusted that you couldn’t help wondering what happened in the past that brought on this fearful hatred for their old man. Max also seemed to have some women issues, more notably when he spoke of his late wife, Jessie, praising her virtues then later saying, “Mind you, she wasn’t such a bad woman. Even though it made me sick just to look at her rotten stinking face, she wasn’t such a bad bitch.” So complex.

2) Lenny to me was the most disturbing character in the play. There were times he seemed to be struggling with himself, especially in the verbal exchange between him and Ruth. The personal demons within him were most unnerving. Most of the time he seemed to be a person who thought himself above any laws and that is quite scary. Think Luca Brasi from The Godfather unleashed, without allegiance to anyone. I think that of all three sons, Lenny was the only one not so afraid of the father, being able to publicly mock and dare him. When domineering Ruth showed up, he had a slight control problem; that was when he realised that he could appear to have controlled Ruth but both of them knew better.

3) Sam seemed to willingly allow Max to control him and fuck with his mind, most likely due to his adoration for Max’s deceased wife, Jessie than his brotherly love for Max (though he claimed otherwise). The reason he wasn’t so scary was because he was the only good, normal character in the entire play. But there are questions: what *really* happened between him and Jessie? Was he or was he not Teddy’s biological father? (“You were Jessie’s favourite son” in a pained, remembering look) What did he say before he collapsed and passed out/die? I couldn’t hear properly heh…

4) Joey was scary because he flagrantly disregarded all societal laws in his eager desire to shag his sister-in-law, not bothering to even conceal it to anyone, even from Teddy. ISN’T THAT SCARY?!?!?!? Was his desire for Ruth purely sexual? Was he really a smitten youth? Or was it because he had been deprived of a mother figure and Ruth somehow reminded him of Jessie? Does this mean that Lenny would have shagged his mother to, in his innocent thinking, protect and love her? ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary!!!!!!!111111

5) Teddy came off as a rather weak man. Even though he attempted to leave his troubled family by migrating to the States, somehow he couldn’t totally break the connection. He appeared to have willingly blocked some bits from his past; telling Ruth that his family was nice and all seemed more to be an effort to reassure himself. He tried to take care of Ruth, but perhaps due to Ruth’s own faults and inconsistency, was unable to be a husband to Ruth. He certainly couldn’t protect her; his weakness largely showed when he was even giving Ruth the option to either stay and be a whore to his family, or go back to the States with him where their three children were waiting.

6) Ruth was… eh? How do you even begin to break down her character? I think Loo Jia-Wei did a pretty good job explaining Ruth, or rather her portrayal of Ruth here. Lainie suggested that Jia-Wei’s transformation from a cutesy wife to a slutty whore could have been more dramatic. I suppose so, though I guess that Jia-Wei was playing the silent seductress ftw. I guess the play would have been different if Ruth had been any different… I don’t know… Paul was clearly smitten anyhow. When Ruth said to Teddy, “Don’t be a stranger”, there was sadness in her tone.

I think Ruth is not an easy character to play. Jia-Wei quite portrayed her brilliantly from her own angle, and you do realise that this is her first stage performance? Yeay kudos! For the woman who won the power struggle within a family not entirely her own, who brought the men to their feet and knees… seriously, this character needs some in-depth examining.

7) Jessie was not given a body (she was dead, after all) but her presence spoke loud and clear throughout the play. Max seemed twistedly tormented by the memory of her, saying things like, “I’ve never had a whore under this roof before. Ever since your mother died.” Sam seemed to have clung on to her more positive attributes, of how warm and loving but lonely she was. Makes you think, eh? *wriggles eyebrows* Lenny’s mockery of women could have been brought on by mother’s demise, as in there was no women to take Lenny in hand.

Cast of 'The Homecoming' 2
You all made me want to join the nunnery.

This is not Winnie The Pooh. This is like, “oh my gawd, I don’t know what to think anymore”, coupled with the spectacular lighting, simple yet very fulfilling set design and the highly impressive actors. My favourite is of course Patrick Teoh but I am far from being biased, k. He was not a very main character, but he played his character to the fullest, if you know what I mean. I like.

Gavin Yap said that he wasn’t looking to make any statements with this play. Statements could also mean conspiratorial, tak-masuk-akal theories, like Ruth representing the women of Malaysia, seemingly downtrodden but champions in the end. Or Max could represent someone in the gomen, screwing up everybody’s lives. Or Ruth gulping down the glass of water meant the increasingly depleting oil supply. Or Joey exemplifying Ashton Kutcher. And Sam is actually Peter Tan. Harr?!?!?!?!?

But no lor. Throughout the play I didn’t find the need to explain, or make excuses for the story, fascinatingly perturbed as I was. One thing that kept going through my mind was, my gawd, this in Malaysia some more!!! — not the setting but the play actually allowed to be staged in Malaysia. But I applaud the bravery, the daring, the courage to do this. It opened my mind, filled me with lots of nervous happiness that you know, we have this kind of talent here and we *could* do these things, no matter how cuckoo. Obviously ‘we’ as in the actors’ talent — all I can do is be part of the appreciative audience. You know quality when you see it.

We watched the final show of The Homecoming, so unless you bombard the production people with tonnes of emails, there wouldn’t be anymore staging. If you haven’t seen it, I suggest that you start on the letters now. The show would leave you with many questions (Gavin Yap’s interpretation, that is) but you know, that is a good thing.

Also you don’t see any photos of us camwhoring do you? Yeah, we were that disturbed…

Essential links:

Homecoming official blog, and blog reviews by…
Midnite Lily, Lainie, Kim, Cheneille, Charleybean, Fireangel and ShaolinTiger.