i will smack you if you say boleh
From AllMalaysia.info:
Malaysia BolehThe phenomenal growth of Malaysia under the leadership of its fourth prime minister Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad has brought about a patriotic sense of achievement amongst its people.
That is all very nice. But it is getting on my fucking nerves. Why? Because every Tom, Dick, Harry and his dog in Malaysia has made it into a standing joke.
“Government servants go to Egypt to enjoy a belly dance show on tax payers money”
Wow, Malaysia boleh…
“Petrol price increase 30 cents per litre”
Government is fucked, government don’t know how to spend money, government needs to take a look at itself, Malaysia boleh mahh..
“Shitty water due to … shit, duh…”
This can only happen in bolehland.
“Sarawak Tribune revoked of publishing license and Guang Ming Daily suspended for 2 weeks…”
Freedom of speech bla bla bla freedom of expression bla bla bla freedom of media bla bla bla I weep for bolehland
“Longest popiah to be inducted into the Malaysia Book of Records”
Haha what a joke, only in bolehland, Malaysia boleh!!! *snicker*
Seriously, aren’t you bloody sick of reading everything to do with ‘boleh’ (which literally translate to ‘can’) in every single complaint ever made? It is over, passe, done with, find something new to ridicule the embarrassing state of the country as it is!
The “Malaysia Boleh!” spirit has since produced many achievers and achievements, and has been a cornerstone of the success story that is the new Malaysia.
The only thing we need to achieve is originality. For fuck sake, go coin a new phrase or eat an ice-cream, whatever.
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Yeah, boleh boleh boleh boleh boleh boleh boleh boleh boleh boleh boleh boleh boleh boleh mampos
Suanie:
smacks smacks smacks
semua boleh . Losing RM4B and still can buy a fleet of beemers…..boleh land lar Suanie oii……
Suanie:
*smacks*
Semuanya OK!
MalangSial Boreeehhh !
You tak suka, you keluar dari Malaysia!
Seriously, we should attend the mass demo/protests to show our displeasure.
Anyway, this is just the beginning of a hardship to come.
Don’t expect any improvements in transportation.
When those jokers say they wanna improve public transportation, their definition of public transportation really points to MAS and those cronies of rapidKL and such.
Be prepared for hardships if we’re not willing to vote in more opposition.
I will vote PAS if i have to on the next GE. (Happens when the only option other than BN is PAS in some states on the ballot paper.)
People are saying that the Malaysia govt is very lucky because we’re Malaysians and not as expressive as the Indonesians.
I disagree.
I think Malaysians are more capable of stocking up those intense frustrations inside compared to Indonesians, but as with all theories of energy, you don’t lose them, but they merely get channeled/converted into other forms.
When Malaysians do explode one day, I think we’ll see something worst than what’s in Indonesia.
At least make car prices affordable if you’re gonna screw with the fuel hikes and neglect the public transportation.
We have all the worst elements to kill the transportation pillar of an economy.
We have no proper public transportation, we have expensive car prices, and rising fuel prices.
Other countries will have at least decent car prices or decent public transportation or both.
We lack everything necessary to support the foundation of a competitive economy. I haven’t even got into the human capital part yet.
Suanie:
uh huh
if things are so bad here, how come i haven’t died of hunger yet?
Suanie:
from the way you look, you probably don’t eat much anyway
Rich people and MCA boys probably won’t feel the pinch.
Just because you’re not dying of hunger, it does not mean people of the much lower income group are enjoying themselves.
You want to wait until everyone else in poverty dying of hunger and desperation starts robbing you, then only you start taking notice of the dire straits of the economic/political situation ?
”
First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.”
Pastor Martin Niemöller
Suanie:
I am not saying that we shouldn’t speak out.
But perhaps we could speak out in a different way and not harping on BOLEH BOLEH BOLEH all the time.
Creativity omg is so underrated
The stinking truth!
Read on people, more for you to be angry with.
Your water has been tainted with Human Shit, Animal/Pig shit, and Chemical wastes.
Suanie:
always trust your first instinct eh?
some. people. just. can’t. shut. up.
Suanie:
bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
yeah. i totally hate that phrase too!
since the Thomas Cup victory, what? back in 1992?
boleh my ass.
Boleh.
Suanie:
*bites*
I just have one question:
Where’s your Harajuku?
Suanie:
I’m not doing it
1301eh
SUANIE BOLEH!!!! *bares ass*
b(ole)h…b(ole)h…b(ole)h…b(ole)h….like the one they sing in world cup
Politicians and advertising … always full of Bolehsh*t!!
Bloehsh*t, now comes in cans!
Somehow I like the word “BolehShit”!
Don’t you wish that the powers that be might respond to the ridicule (no matter how unoriginal) and try to make things better?
At least the “boleh” business is some form of dissident…
Can you just smack me? No? *Sigh* Ok then…
Maraysia Boreh!!!
*draws target sign on ass*
BOLEHHHHHHHHHH!
Suan boleh!
But but but Malaysia really is Boleh. In a lot of things, too.
Like recently, harga minyak BOLEH naik sampai 30 sen.
Yeah, okay. That was a bad example. I got tired of finding good examples.
Boleh boleh they should ban
If anyone can do it, Malaysia can!
GOOOOOO BOLEH!
[snicker] [Ted bites into his ice cream and runs for cover]
The longest popiah has got to be the best la… also the biggest roti canai…
Awards should also be given out to the competitive spirit of Malaysian drivers, their cut-queue skills, finding free parking (albeit illegal mostly) prowess and overtaking on the left lane.
Malaysia…definitely boleh!
smack me….
*smack* jimmy
dude.. u dint say who should smack u.. lol..
suanie boleh i xxxxx….
Government, Police, MAS, and every other project is filled with corruption. Malaysia Boleh!!!!!!
Malaysia Boleh – in practical it is illusion than an achievements – more on political propaganda to distract Malaysian from governments’ problems than nation pride – what a “dirty tactic”!
I agree. “Boleh” should retire together with Tun M.
Since you are a beer drinker, you can have a new battle cry – Malaysia Koleh!