it’s so wtf that i have no title for it
Truth is, the world just can’t function properly without me.
I leave my throne as Empress of the Order for a few days to lau yee sang with my family, and see what happens? Rage, anger, riots, fire, blood… you name it… thanks to some caricature drawn by some insensitive people, published by some stupid people and protested by some overzealous people with ugly end results. You know, things that make being picked up by a Vogon ship sound extremely appealing.
Since my thoughts and feelings are immeasurable to the importance of mankind, you are allowed to chew on this:
First of all, the Jyllands-Posten is stupid. No excuses. It’s like, plain and simple stupidity shamelessly quaking behind freedom of speech. Just because some other people respect Islam’s taboo of not drawing up a representation of the prophet Muhammad, does not make it a violation of the freedom of speech so precious to the first world, the Western founding fathers, bla bla. Offensive cartoons on Christianity don’t want to publish, offensive cartoons on Islam want to publish lah? Pandai…
While we are at it, Frants Iver Gundelach is also another bodoh punya fella. I lazy to explain who he is and what he did, feel free to utilise Google.
Freedom of speech my cellulite-ridden ass lah. It’s prejudiced disrespect and ignorance to the sensibilities of Muslims, and I bet you 10 Hoegaarden that there is a certain desire to fuel Islamophobia. Pussies. Come out and say it loud lah. Have to use this sort of underhanded methods… now who suffers? Who? I tell you who suffers… ME. HERRO, I live in an Islamic country ok? There’s NO WAY me or anyone else here could escape from reading/listening/watching this development and sekali salah tembak, I yang kena ok?!? You wanted to reveal/expose/show the level of (non) tolerance of the Muslim world? You’ve got it, then what? There’s no medal at the end of the race. Haha freedom of speech… haha very funny… NOTHING IS FREE OK!!
But (half) seriously, there is only one reason why nobody should ever do this sort of stupid things. Do you know how crazy some people hiding behind the mask of religion can be? No? Suicide bombers, Bali bombers, this and that bombers, HERRROO?!? Now you’ve gone and upset the delicate balance we tread so carefully. If I were Muslim, I would want to skewer you into kebabs ‘coz anyone this dumb can’t afford to waste earth’s precious oxygen.
Then there are some Muslims. Like, OMFG WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!? Some of the people I’m damn pissed off with are probably dead and others will never read this blog, but please lah, spread the word that ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE!!! In this case, the only Jihad involved is the one with yourself, like when you are protesting at the Danish embassy or whatever, to refrain yourself from burning down the building or killing other people. That is like, BAD! It’s like you see someone’s wife who is pretty, you are allowed to say that she is pretty. That’s it. But all this violence is akin to touching another man’s wife; LINE CROSSED OK?!? Repeat after me: CAN SEE CANNOT TOUCH!
And isn’t it a tad hypocritical when it comes to mocking Christianity/Christians and Judaism/Jews? Don’t tell me it boils down to, “I can do to other people but other people cannot do to me.”
People sengaja want to rile you up, you just walk into the trap. Peaceful protesting is fine, write letters to the UN saying how very very angry you are, but please leave it at that. Come hari kiamat, let them burn in hell lah; you’ve done your part. Their freedom of speech is idealistic, just like some Muslim groups’ idealistics of the whole world united under the Islamic law. Both sides of things are like, never ever going to happen so deal with it.
Then there’s the boycotting of Danish products. Fine. Off your head, name me 5 Danish products.
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Carlsberg, Carlsberg, Carlsberg, Carlsberg and Carlsberg Ice? Thought so.
Least it is said that I am not sympathetic to the religious cause of my fellow Malaysians, tell you what lah. I boycott together-gether ok?
People just piss me off these days, some more than others. I have only one thing left to say; since all of you are living in my universe breathing my air, I recommend that you beg, borrow or steal a gun and with it, shoot yourselves in the genitals. Thanks.
/end rage
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Nice.
Fortunately for you, I don’t blog about politics… so bask in the glory of your 0wnage.
Suanie:
*hold out hand for you to cium*
“That is like, BAD!”
WAH I SCARE GIRL LIKE SUANIE!!!!!!!
Suanie:
ditto ditto
last part got me rotflmao hahahha…
i’m not going to throw away my lego at all hoo hoo
Suanie:
but do you still play with it, that’s the question…
You forgot Butter Cookies. Agh! What if boycott Butter Cookies?! Nooooo!
Suanie:
ala Oliver Twist
NO BUTTER COOKIES FOR YOU!
So, the beer boycott is on after all.
Some well-meaning soul actually published a list of Danish products. I saw lightbulbs on that list.
Suanie:
join me?
It’s all darkness anyway…
btw I am thinking of quitting beer
I don’t agree with you at all.
Suanie:
You’re still in my universe
I could stop consuming all Danish products except for that wonderful spirally confectionary in every tin of delicious Kjeldsens Butter Cookies.
Suanie:
oO I’ll post up photos of some local almond cookies soon… eat that
The Danish papers are exercising their freedom of expression.
Suanie:
me too
Very interesting point there – What about us? Those who are neither Muslims nor rabid secularists? The minefields are laid, not for us, but we may end up treading upon them and blowing ourselves up anyway.
Suanie:
those caught in between suffer the most
QUIT BEER??!?!?!?! YOU DARE??!?!?!?!!11
Suanie:
didn’t work, did it
Quitting beer for liquor sounds like some sort of graduation.
I’ll make you a nice cert, get your mortarboard and robe ready.
Nice one!
and thank goodness for Tiger beer.
Suanie:
cheap(er) too!
All hail Empress Suanie… the cellulite-laden assy ruler of … watever.
Suanie:
*smacks*
With all respect, i disagree with you.
Just becoz I’m Liverpool fan. Bleh.
Suanie:
BLEHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tiger??????? That god awful beer???????????
Suanie:
you don’t HAVE to drink it… paulaner is german what
‘You know, things that make being picked up by a Vogon ship sound extremely appealing.’
Don’t worry, with the way Richard branson is going, you’ll be able to catch a flight on a Virgin ship soon.
‘It’s like, plain and simple stupidity shamelessly quaking behind freedom of speech.’
Freedom of speech is there for the intelligent and the stupid. [And the insensitive ... and a lot of other azdgectives].
‘Offensive cartoons on Christianity don’t want to publish, offensive cartoons on Islam want to publish lah?’
There are plenty of Anti-Christian cartoons around too. The difference is Christians don’t riot over them … not much … but you can find them being tossed in at Christian Book/Record burnings …
Compare the reaction of John Lennon saying the Beatles were ‘Bigger than Jesus’ compared to the Muslim reaction happening.
Instead of attacking the Cartoonist verbally for his insensitivity, or the Newspaper for it’s insensitivity, they’re attacking anything Danish … it’s actually a misdirection of their anger …
As you’ve said, the correct reaction is to write letters, protest peacefully etc. That is what happens most of the time to most Anti-Christian and Anit-Jewish things.
It’s a similar thing to what happened when that guy did the ‘Piss Christ’ photo that got displayed in Australia. [Photo of the artist pissing on Jesus if you missed it]. Two Christians smashed the glass and frame, but the art work was fixed and put back on display, and the two Christians got fined. The photo has been all over the world on display.
So, no hypocrisy is really being done here. If people are allowed to display pieces of work showing Christ being pissed on under ‘Freedom of Speech’, then other religions are going to have to accept that the ‘Freedom of speech’ will include things intolerant to their own religions.
the difference is that in Christianity the portrayal of prophets are ‘allowed’. That is not the case in Islam.
Don’t get me wrong though, personally, I think what you are saying is correct, but obviously the ‘Piss Christ’ work didn’t hit the Malaysian papers the way it hit the Australian papers. But, if one form of intolerance is or is not going to be allowed, then the other one has to come under the same laws.
Where were these protestors when the ‘Piss Christ’ art was being shown? After all, even the Koran says Jesus was a prophet, so surely Christ being pissed on should have been offensive to them … but they ignored it.
I know the US has both published the cartoons and also allowed the display of the ‘Piss Christ’, so at least they’re not being hypocritical, they’re just being insensitive.
I don’t know if Denmark ever had the ‘Piss Christ’ on display at a gallery there, but if they did, then they are obviously following a ‘Freedom of Speech’ policy which allows intolerance towards other religions, but it will show they’re not being hypocritical.
So, what do we do? All religions are up for a beating in some countries, and violent protests, burning things and killing people over it just makes those countries dig their heals in deeper over their ‘Freedom of speech’ issues.
Of course, we then come to the problem, that as soon as they restrict what can be said, then some religions will consider any critism or apologetic against them ‘intolerance’ and use the law to silence any critism no matter how true.
Where can we find that line Suanie? Where is it?
drink beer
If anyone wants to boycott LEGO and throw them away, please consider throwing them to me.
:D
Oh, and boycott Michael Learns to Rock also. That band is like, BAD.
Eh somemore u got 7-eleven mia price tag leh.
ask us all go buy at 7-eleven mia Tiger ah?
Tiger might not be the greatest, but it’s still better than that pissy Budweiser americans drink in my opinion. -__-
Suanie:
agreed
eh i keep all my patung lego oh… although i’m not so gila as eyeris lah
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
that’s why i love lego SO DAMN MUCH.
Danish butter cookies….bye bye cookies?
There is nothing much happen when it comes to christianity becasue JC is a superstar. His Daddy is a superstar both popularised by Hollywood. Jokes and comics on them are like a lot.
The best thing so far by Hollywood is not something by Mel Gibson but Alanis Morrisette as God in ‘Dogma’. Totally awesome!
So be careful when going to Toy R’ Us ya…
Beefstew – It’s true that Kevin Smith got a lot of flack for using Alanis as God in Dogma. But I like the reponse some American’s gave …
‘She not even American, she’s a CANADIAN!!!!’
I thought that was a classic response. Only the US could possibly use that arguement as an apologetic for blasphemy.
You’re boycotting? Again?
Okay, everybody listen up! I’m setting up a bin collection for all those extra Carlsberg and Kjeldsens Butter Cookies that you have already bought but are now boycotting. I will take them to a safe place and burn them up so that you won’t have to see them again. EVAH!
It’s a lot of work for me but hey, I’m doing my part! On your part, please ensure that the beer bottles remain unopened. Once the gas escapes, somehow….er….the beer does not burn that well!
Suanie:
opportunist!!!!
thanks a lot for spreading word that islam is a religion for peace!