Archive for February, 2006

it’s been the mother of all fuck ups

I think I should buy a mountain bike.

I had one, but Mom gave it away when I moved to KL. You know, because I was too fat to get on a bike.

Of course I wouldn’t be able to cycle to, say Midvalley.

But for dinners and such, it shouldn’t be a problem. Heck, I could even cycle to KY’s house! Save petrol money and all that.

It is a wonderfully brilliant idea. Now if only crime rates could be reduced, and Malaysians were nicer drivers…

Hahaha… yeah I was really joking.

Now this really applies atm.

Then there’s the shitty feeling of being covered in shit particles throughout Sunday and Monday.

I washed my face with shitty water, I brushed my teeth with shitty water, I showered in shitty water, I washed my plates with shitty water, I scrubbed my toilet walls with shitty water, I flushed my toilet with shitty water, I washed my ass with shitty water which kind of defeats the purpose. Lucky for me I drink water bought from the water vending machine.

Sure it’s ammonia. But let me tell you this: the only thing that smells like human shit is human shit.

Like I wouldn’t know right now.

p/s : The Internet is for Pr0n

the importance of being mobile

On Friday evening Dad called me. Twice. I was napping and missed his call, and by the time I got up it was too late to return his call.

The next day at 9 a.m. I called home, but no one picked up. I tried again at 10 a.m. Then 11 a.m. Then 12 p.m. 1 p.m. 2 p.m. 3 p.m. 4 p.m. 5 p.m. 5.30 p.m. 6 p.m.

I kind of freaked out the entire day.

At 8.05 p.m. Dad called me back. Turned out that I had accidentally called home and he was merely returning the call (we have one of those caller ID thing). He was out the whole day, nothing happened to him, all body parts intact.

Everyone should just get a bloody mobile phone.

actorlympics @ bangsar actors studio, kl

This isn’t exactly a review, but then I’m out of categories.

By the way I would like to congratulate Streamyx for infiltrating my patience limit. And for the 10,000 times I’ve called the help desk to unsuccessfully find out why my Internet connection isn’t working. Sometimes I wonder what the hell I am paying for.

Anyway, Fireangel and I joined Albert, Silencers, Cheneille and a bunch of their friends yesterday for Actorlympics at the Bangsar Actors Studio.

Actorlympics

It was my first Actorlympics show, I didn’t know what to expect and pleasantly found myself laughing like kok throughout the show.

Edwin Sumun, Suanie

If you’d seen ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ you’d know what this show is about. Hence Actor Acting+Olympics = Actorlympics, geddit? Heh… :P

Suanie, Afdlin Shauki, Fireangel

Yesterday’s line up was : Edwin Sumun, Afdlin Shauki, Ida Nerina, Fish, Reza Zainal Abidin, Na’a Murad and Douglas Lim.

Fireangel, Fish, Douglas Lim, Ida Nerina, Na'a

It struck me that Malaysians are fond of talking about two things: public toilets and Samy Vellu. Well, what the audience wants, the audience gets. That’s the whole gist of the show anyway.

Fireangel, Reza, Cheneille

All in all, it was really fun, a very good relaxing night out. This round’s Actorlympics final show is on February 26th (Sat) at 8.30 p.m, so go catch it if you have a chance. It’s at The Actors Studio at Bangsar Shopping Centre, prices are RM 47, RM42 and RM 22 for students and senior citizens.

Suanie, Fireangel, Afdlin Shauki, Edwin Sumun

By the way, Edwin Sumun wants us to pimp his blog. For the hilarious host of the show who wears a tiara and loves Thai… erm people, ANYTHING!

You are le original diva.

hoegaarden pints @ carnegies, kl

My colleague Jess promised to hunt down Hoegaarden on tap in KL for me and boy, did she come through.

Janice with a Hoegaarden pint
Janice couldn’t believe her luck at one so big

The heaven on earth is Carnegies KL at Central Plaza along Jln. Sultan Ismail, a proper pub where they serve proper beer and cocktails.

RM24 a pint, how wonderful
How orgasmic is that?

They cater to mostly after-work hours revellers and random beer drinkers like me and friends. It is a pretty okay place, the music is rock-ish pleasant, they have quiz nights etc.

Carnegies KL - Interior
Inside Carnegies

Beware of the stairs going down to the toilets though, especially if you are in heels and not quite sober. I still have the bruises.

It was V-day eve and we decided to have a little celebration there. The food is nothing to shout about, and Paul would not recommend the steak.

Carnegies KL - food
Which of the above caused Paul to have a toothache for days?

But the beer… oh the beer…

Suanie's precious hoegaarden
My precious…

I think that the Hoegaarden on tap in Singapore is somehow better, but Carnegies KL is the only place in KL that I know is serving it on tap, and beggars cannot be choosers.

Carnegies KL - Suanie, Janice, Jaime, Paul Tan

Drunk posers

when Paul goes wtf

We had a couple of Bellinis — champagne and peach thingy. According to J&J, Telawi Street Bistro @ Bangsar serves better cocktails.

The Rose and The Bellini

Janice has a new Sony Cyber-shot DSC-N1, the touch screen thing where you can add words and images and stuff.

Paul with his girlfriend

Suanie hearts roses

Ah well. Beer, anyone?

shee teng’s birthday @ the loft, kl

Yesterday we celebrated my friend Shee Teng’s quarter of century birthday at The Loft, KL.

Eu Lin, Shee Teng, Suanie

I brought Fireangel with me and they thought I’d turned lesbian.

Suanie and Fireangel

Met up some friends from high school days, including the ever elusive Eu Lin.

Dom, ST, Suanie, EL

Suanie and Kelvin

Even Ee Chien, who left SRK Convent for another school.

Ee Chien, Suanie, Eu Lin

Birthday girl got pretty much drunk :P

The birthday girl

I wasn’t any better, but I knocked out for a while to sober up, then danced some more with… erm June :P

FA, Swan Ming, Suanie

I remember glass shattering though. Heh…

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