last post before chinese new year
… also known as the state of ridiculous-ness in many ways, also known as what I did, saw, blah.
Yesterday I went to Bangsar to get my eyebrows threaded, then thought of going to Blook for last minute clothes shopping… what the heck, might as well make my mother happy and not wear black all the time…
But I turned in the wrong lane and got honked by some impatient driver in a 4 wheel, so at that time I was too embarrassed to turn into the right lane, and that embarrassment made me leave Bangsar… a bit ridiculous come to think of it… but I ended up at 1U.
At 1U I wanted to buy a birthday+retirement present for me mom. I did, and also ended up with…
a pair of jeans, a pair of shoes (which I totally don’t need), two pairs of ridiculously colourful socks, some beaded accessory thingy and the Dior perfume for me mom. Ridiculous.
Then Paul came over and we went to Dave’s Pasta and Pizza Vino for beer and dinner.
Hoegaarden… BEST T HING EVER!
When we left 1U, we were stuck in the parking lot jam for 45 minutes. FUCKING RIDICULOUS OK!!!
Then I came home and someone showed me this:
Korean sex noodles… wtf… ridiculous!
And I also came home to this:
Because the night before on MSN…
Suanie: [bla bla bla] I’m dead inside
Friend: I’m sorry [to hear that]
Suanie: send flowers [to my funeral]
Friend: what do you like?
Suanie: lilies
Friend: nice
I am now officially dead. Anyone else wanna send me flowers? I’ll give you my house address 
Ridiculous lah… but they smell nice and I’m bringing it home to my mom.
Speaking of which, I’ll be going back to my hometown for nearly a week for Chinese New Year. It is an extremely remote place where there’s no Internet connection and we all live on tree tops and shit wherever we like…
… fucking noobs. Of course we have Internet connections and proper houses and toilets. I just seem to have to answer this a lot whenever I tell some noob that I’m from Batu Pahat, or even Malaysia. Noobs.
But anyway it’s the Chinese New Year soon, I won’t be updating till I come back to wherever I am, I’ll probably be drinking with my uncle and auntie who have a fridge totally devoted to expensive alcohol, and when I come back I’ll be 10kg heavier. It’s all good.
Mwah.
Tags: beer, chinese new year, chocolate, flowers, hoegaarden, lilies, noodles, shoes, shopping
kung hei fatt choy !!! mwahhh
So pwetty the flowers. I also want!
Gong xi fa chai! *hugs*
I want a fridge full of expensive alcohol.
Thou shall grin more like this.
the lady asks for lilies and she gets orchids. where’s that addy again? i bring you lilies.
toe socks are teh comfy.
Gong Xi Gong Xi!! send my love to your mummy and daddy, come home soon k, we go out and get high on life and the empty streets of KL. YAY!
Kong Hei Fatt Choy! Hope the Year of the Dog brings you lots of luck and prosperity. Have a fun time at Batu Pahat with all that alcohol.
KONG HEI FATT CHOY!! Have a good time back home!
Gong Xi Fa Cai, Suanie! Batu Pahat RAWKS!!!
‘ It is an extremely remote place where there’s no Internet connection and we all live on tree tops and shit wherever we like…’
You live on ENDOR??? Say hello to Wicket the Ewok for me.
Gonna Eat Fat Chow! Happy CNY!
‘whenever I tell some noob that I’m from Batu Pahat,’
You’re from Batu Pahat?
Do they have electricity there?
[I'm sacked aren't I?]
I once wore a PaHat to keep the PaSun off my PaHead!
Um … I’m in ever worse trouble now aren’t I … um … send me your home addy and I’ll send you Tim Tam’s instead of flowers. Sound good?
ehh i’m going back to labis! that’s like, uh… half an hour’s drive?? hehe can i go collect angpow??
KONG HEI FATT CHOY!!
tigerjoe: those are lilies u nub!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Hey Suan,
WIshing u all the joy n fun this CNY!!
don’t say lar BP until so ’sua ku’. Im from yong peng, your neighbour. Yong Peng lagi ‘ulu’ ok. bosan gila.
let’s go for movies at Summit, then old pasar to eat beef noodle, then sing song at 933 karaoke n dance the nite away at 2000. ‘yo ar yo ar yo ar yo’!!! hahaha….
can’t do it anymore now since i’ve move to New York. No more kaki liow.
u have fun when u in BP k. ciow!
We’ll miss you suanie!
There’s a Blook in 1U leh, the old wing area.
Go makan also never call. -_- Sian x 10.
Hey,
I just happened to stumble onto your blog.. you’re funny! =) Happy New Year!
Wishing u and ur love one GONG XI FA CHAI
1. Someone here can’t tell the diff between lillies and orchids………. -.-”
2. So now I know what flower you like… but then someone has already given it to you.
3. A reminder to foxtrotecho, you are no longer single and free
4. The award for bet commentor of the chicken year still goes to Dabido.
5. GONG XI FA CAI! have you bought your red undies yet? I didn’t see it in the pics above
typo… BEST Commentor
no Betting…
nice flower suan
Kongsi Fat cai ya
Gong Xi Fa Chai Suanie! Dropping by JB during CNY hols?
vOices - Terima Kasih.
*does lap of honour around his chair*
gong xi fatt cai…..
hope you get many many ang pow….
Wish you
Dog Arrive Work Done,
Step Step High Rise,
Year Year Got Fish,
One Road Smooth Wind,
Out In Flat Safe,
Smile Mouth Long Open,
Heart Think Work Done,
Dragon Horse Sperm God.
Gong Xi Fa Chai!!!!!
Gong Xi Fa Cai
Happy Chinese New Year to Suanie.
Gong Xi Fa Chai!
happy chinese new year!
Gong Xi fa Da cai !
*sings* gong xi ah gong xi! fa ya fa da cai! … i forgot the rest of the lyrics. hehe :p
happy new year darling! muaks muaks!