Celebrity Question:
Who is the hoopiest frood in the Universe?
Philisophical Questions:
Why?
Why Not?
Fashion Question:
What is the best way to stop underpants from riding up into your bum crack during an atomic wedgie?
Geography Question:
Where is the best place to hide on Earth [Not on a distant planet or in a different Universe, but ON EARTH], when one has P***ed off FireAngel?
Science Question:
Why is shrimp blood blue?
Computer Questions:
Are geeks sexy?
Where can I find the White Pages that prove that?
As I figured you actually meant more personal type questions, here are some: Personal Questions:
Who are three movie stars you would hump?
What are your three favourite computer games?
Would you learn Klingon as a Language?
Who is your favourite Lord of the Rings Character? [from the book, not the movie]
FA: yes. his name is Baileys. You will be very happy and have mini Baileys with him and live happily ever after, happily.
Dabs: Geeks are sexy. There are no White Pages; however it is the universal truth and there are some binary.. erm thingies that says it is so and only a geek can show you what it is and what it means. Hence, sexy.
Sashi: someone who makes me laugh loads, have unending patience (not to be mistaken with wimpiness) with my erratic mood swings, understand me enough not to ask questions that i don’t want to answer, love me enough to fully accept my shortcomings and all, definitely taller than me and not skinny, much smarter+worldly+intelligent than me but not arrogant or snobbish or worse, condescending to discuss and talk about things that i may not know much about. lalala
Alvin: Sri Hartamas, and it’s dutch not german draft beer, not that there is anything wrong with good german beer, unfortunately the place Paul da N00b is referring to serves hoegaarden draft. and it’s dutch. yay.
eyeris: tiger and liverpool
senbai: send my parents to travel to as many countries as they want. pay my debts. pay downpayment for an apartment or house. fix my car. and i’ll buy peter a type r wheelchair. is there enough money?
…
I think there’s enough money… I’d go (almost) backpacking a bit too… alone then… buy myself a bf?
Sharizal: but of course! that is, if you are Sharizal Baileys instead of Sharizal Shaarani.
Erna: coz I suck at it, and mostly coz it was borrowed from me for 5 years before the borrower bought me a new guitar instead. i still remember some stuff though.
Alvin: no idea leh.. if i knew i would tell you, but i don’t so i won’t. it’s some english pub.
simon: major changes. when it happens, i’ll let you know
mini: 1) more perseverance, 2) phoenix eyes, 3) time turner
Anyway … I notice you didn’t answer all my questions … which is probably good.
[Of course I expect gthem answered as a post n their own].
BUT, here are another SEVEN questions:
1. What do you lust after?
2. What makes you envious?
3. When/where are you slothful?
4. What are you proud of?
5. What sort of things are you greedy for?
6. What foods/drinks temp you into gluttony?
7. What things make you angry???
Din: filet o fish, but i’d trade two fish for a beef prosperity anytime. btw kfc should like, stick to frying chicken; leave the seafood business to.. uh i donno.. fish & co?
Dabs: oh you know i’m not gonna answer all those questions in your first comment
1) at this point of my life, good food, good beer, lots of laughter
2) unlimited spending power
3) my room aka the sty
4) internet evolution
5) knowledge of my choice
6) seafood/hoegaarden
7) know it alls, who are possible the most irritating people on earth, evar! they annoy me. annoyance become hate. hate becomes hunger. hunger becomes midnite snacks that make me gain too much weight for my good health. that makes me angry.
Bryan: It’s an endless love-ARGHHH relationship. I told it to his face that sometimes he can be an insufferable know it all, and he replied, “but i’m right, right?” someone with wits that quick, you gotta love them
Lainie: not really, but anyhow tonight i’m not free :P
Suanie: You don’t mind any question at all right? Although you might be another Ms Liaw (the form 1-3 maths teacher, if you remember), by any chance that you are not a virgin anymore? Hahaha..
FireAngel, 16. January 2006, 18:35
Do you think if Bryan of SapiensBryan thinks I’m hot?
Jolene - Well, every five hundred years, the eyes pop out of Suanie’s head, and go build a funeral pyre. They then burn themselves on it, come back to life and go pop back into Suanie’s head ready fo another 500 years!
Seems so obvious when you think about it.
And Foreplay is not good when it is Aussie Foreplay (the joke being, foreplay in Aussie is when the guy says ‘Brace Yourself’ … I’ve never said that … have no idea why someone invented that joke either, never heard of any one saying that in real life, BUT, that is when it isn’t good!)
jimmy: of course; it helps if the person has some mad 1337 skillz. I am 18.
Wingz: 1) but of course you are! 2) but of course I am! 3) 5 figure, 4) I shall think about it
v0ices: i am feeling generous.
KY: maybe?
Alvin: If my answer will feed the hungry and save the world, you’ll be the first to know.
FireAngel: EVERYONE thinks you are hot, FA! Alvin is from BP like me.
michaelooi: both, but I grew up squatting. it’s the only way to go. experience enhanced if in nude.
viewtru: how would i even know if it’s Vipassanna?
Kuzco: oO 21st birthday at beach club, drank from 930-12++ then got seriously drunk, was out of it for a bit and knocked my head all over the place (massive lump on my head the next day, made me cry for no reason at anytime, took one week to subside), then couldn’t walk properly so had to take off my shoes while my friends aided me back to the car. oh, and lost my phone.
Jolene: coz it’s teh good!! esp if you are a girl!!! and it’s not like how Dabs described. what utensils? just make yourself lucky lah!!
drama queen: when I could be arsed to do them but there are a couple already floating around cyberspace what.
Alvin: no, but that topic is rather private, don’t you think?
minishorts, 17. January 2006, 10:34
if you were given a chance to meet the Lord Sidhartta Buddha, what would you ask him?
Oh yeah and another: about your favourite pleasure spot… on you… where izzit?
Alvin - FA just wants to know if you’re cute … and have British accent … and a few other things! [If you single, 5'7" or taller, are you really a chipmunk ... that sort of a thing.]
Bwahahahaaaa!
Suanie said QUOTE it’s not like how Dabs described. UNQUOTE
You sure? cause I’m pretty sure that’s how a Phoenix operates, and as their eyes are part of the Phoenix, then surely their eyes will have to burn up every 500 years to renew itself like the rest of the phoenix …
Or am I taking it too literal and there is some symoblistic device being used here and you don’t want REAL phoenix eyes … cause I’m sure the phoenix will be releived to hear it gets to keep it’s eyes …
But Jolene’s question then remains WTF are they????
Are they like Cyclops from the X-Men’s Eyes? Cause then they’ll burn everything … don’t think I’d like to have them … what happens if your glasses fall off during sex and you burn your partner up … saying,’You’re hot, you’re hot … Wahhhh! You’re on FIRE!!!!’ will not help … as it will most likely be true!
Try explaining that to the ambulance guys … ‘well, my glasses fell off and my partner caught fire …’
‘Sure they did! Sure! Pssst, Charlie, get the straight jacket for this one.’
*****
HEY … I thought of another question completely unrelated to above topic:
Who, out of all your single friends (and online single friends), do you think will make the perfect couple????
Who, out of all above mentioned friends, do you think will be next to get a GF/BF?
I guess you can expand that out to include lots of other things too … but I know you don’t wanna!
Dabs: The phoenix is also associated with grace and beauty, bla bla la di da. Someone with phoenix eyes possesses the natural ability to attract other people, and they would willingly become his or her pawns. Nothing more scary than a woman with phoenix eyes and knows it. It’s a certain slant, and quite difficult to explain via text.
FA can go out with KY, just for the heck of it.
Carol can go out with Paul, just for the heck of it.
Duncan can go out with Jaime, just for the heck of it.
I think Jaime will be the next to get a bf.
And all is perfect.
michaelooi: if I were a guy, I would have a 8 inch and so tuck it up to be admired and lusted after by men and women alike. Of course I’d be wearing tight fitting pants.
1. Why do you blog?
2. Why some women love to suck and some don’t?
3. Have you experienced multiple *gasp? How?
Hehe…. hey if michaelooi can ask, why not me? lol
Suanie:
1) because I can
2) because everyone is different mahh… for example men… not all spunk tastes the same
3) of course, when I buy three pairs of shoes at one time.
Oh ya, out of so many questions here, which one you like the most?
Suanie:
decypher’s. Classic.
Alvin, 17. January 2006, 14:50
Dab:
1. Whether I’m cute, I think only Suanie will be able to reply that, since she’s the one that seen me.
2. British accent? Ermm… I work in a British owned bank, with previous Brit boss and current American boss… I guess I have some of Brit and America’s accent… Kinda “cham zheng”, coz got M’sian accent too.
3. 5′7″??? Ermm… Belongs to the younger generation, don’t know how to use Foot, feet or inch… But I’m 180cm. Of which I think is near 6′. Don’t think I look like a hunk, coz I’m skinny.
4. Chipmunk? Herm… Don’t have that squeeky voice. But definitely got some of the mischief.
Hope this answer yours and FA’s question. ;p
Alvin, 17. January 2006, 14:54
Suanie: What do you think of your life so far?
Suanie:
stagnant
minishorts, 17. January 2006, 15:14
oooooh suan, i didn’t know you’d allow that… WILL REMEMBER!!!!!!1111
minishorts, 17. January 2006, 15:17
phoenix eyes: the ones that are shaped a bit like those peach blossom petals izzit?
Suanie:
err it slants up a bit… i don’t really know what peach blossom petals look like.
That cures two problems. No more complaining from FA that she is without a BF.
*RUNS*
Carol can go out with Paul, just for the heck of it.
I’m worried about the ‘Just for the heck of it bit’, but, another two problems cured.
Paul will hopefully smile more.
Duncan can go out with Jaime, just for the heck of it.
I think Jaime will be the next to get a bf.
And that will be Duncan … does Duncan know yet?
I for one welcome our new Phoenix eyed overlord.
Alvin - I was just re-iterating standards FA has expressed previously.
i also hope they answer her questions … and she might have some more for you.
Get Suanie to take yoru photo and hand it to FA.
Looks like there is some competition for her here with KY and Bryan!
Have u try Erdinger beer before? It’s better than Hoegaarden =)
Suanie:
I don’t remember but probably not… I know of it though. Is it available in KL?
ärchängël, 17. January 2006, 18:16
pick one
1. beer or sex
2. type or write
3. choc or vanilla
4. sun or moon
5. cige or alcohol
6. PC or bf
7. love someone or to be loved
8. water or fire
9. run or walk
10. read or write
11. before or after
12. talk or listen
13. color or mono
14. cow or pig
15. future or history
16. number or alphabet
Suanie:
1) The Butterfly Lovers. Old-ish Chinese movie about two doomed lovers. I still cry whenever I watch it.
2) Place more priority on really important things
tyra, 18. January 2006, 10:32
wld you prefer to be a woman or man in ur next life? and why?
Suanie:
I would like to be a man for a day (or a week) but for a lifetime I would love to be a woman. Just because women rock.
No, I don’t think they have Erdinger in KL. Singapore does. Must try!! Very smooth and not gassy. King of beer!!
ahmog, 19. January 2006, 14:08
Hi Suanie the Magnificent,
Suanie: fuwahhh *kembang*
How can the ringgit strengthen as strong a the Euro so that we can afford to go to Europe without spending a fortune..plse don’t ask me to go to Thailand for the “overseas holiday”
Suanie: Since the name Euro is derived from Europe, we should integrate all the currencies of Asia and name it ASS. With our booming sex and pirated software exports, we shall soon conquer the world and ASS will grow to be strong beyond anyone’s imagination. Then you will be able to spend ASS anywhere you like without having to fork out a small fortune. Knowing that you have ASS, Chanel, Dior, LV will all welcome you with open arms and legs. Have ASS will travel.
If you get a chance to be a real porn star.. What nick name will you choose?
Suanie: Kitty Spankalicious
Ever considered having a talk show? As you are doing quite well handling all that crappy questions
Suanie: you think?
When the cows come home .. will pigs fly then?
Suanie: haram lah beb
Can i borrow 10 ringgit? I promise to double the returns on the 31st of April.
Suanie: Ok, when I quit drinking
Can i have 3 wishes?
Suanie: you can have anything you want
If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for.. ?
Suanie: I already had three, but if I could have another three more wishes I would like to have 1) three more wishes, 2) three more wishes, 3) three more wishes
You could decimalise ASS and make 100 ASSes = a BIG FAT ASS.
Interview another blogger on your site and start that Talk Show crap off. You might be Asia’s answer to Oprah (and she earns over 80 million a year … hmmm, maybe I should become the next Oprah!)
And you have unlimited wishes … just because they don’t come true didn’t mean you didn’t have them.
But will you answer?
Will I find true love this year? If ever.
Celebrity Question:
Who is the hoopiest frood in the Universe?
Philisophical Questions:
Why?
Why Not?
Fashion Question:
What is the best way to stop underpants from riding up into your bum crack during an atomic wedgie?
Geography Question:
Where is the best place to hide on Earth [Not on a distant planet or in a different Universe, but ON EARTH], when one has P***ed off FireAngel?
Science Question:
Why is shrimp blood blue?
Computer Questions:
Are geeks sexy?
Where can I find the White Pages that prove that?
As I figured you actually meant more personal type questions, here are some:
Personal Questions:
Who are three movie stars you would hump?
What are your three favourite computer games?
Would you learn Klingon as a Language?
Who is your favourite Lord of the Rings Character? [from the book, not the movie]
FA: yes. his name is Baileys. You will be very happy and have mini Baileys with him and live happily ever after, happily.
Dabs: Geeks are sexy. There are no White Pages; however it is the universal truth and there are some binary.. erm thingies that says it is so and only a geek can show you what it is and what it means. Hence, sexy.
What are you looking for in your ideal man?
Sashi: someone who makes me laugh loads, have unending patience (not to be mistaken with wimpiness) with my erratic mood swings, understand me enough not to ask questions that i don’t want to answer, love me enough to fully accept my shortcomings and all, definitely taller than me and not skinny, much smarter+worldly+intelligent than me but not arrogant or snobbish or worse, condescending to discuss and talk about things that i may not know much about. lalala
When will you go out with me to prove that scientific question we discussed a while back?
What you see now in your crystal ball?
Will I ever win in a drifting competition?
Do I still need to put up the “Date Suanie” campaign button?
Edrei: no…
Gulengz: a fat ass looking back at me.. oh wait that’s my reflection
8555: let’s not get our hopes too high up, ok sweetie?
tigerjoe: YES!
When are we going to that place ST mentioned with German draft beer?
Ok…when will you go out with me NOT in relation to the scientific question we discussed earlier on?
German draft beer? Wow!!! Can I know where is it?
Which sucks more, Carlsberg or Tiger?
How will you spend the RM199,999 if you win thestar power of 9 contest?
Paul: soon! and it’s dutch not german, n00b.
Edrei: hmm… soon?
Alvin: Sri Hartamas, and it’s dutch not german draft beer, not that there is anything wrong with good german beer, unfortunately the place Paul da N00b is referring to serves hoegaarden draft. and it’s dutch. yay.
eyeris: tiger and liverpool
senbai: send my parents to travel to as many countries as they want. pay my debts. pay downpayment for an apartment or house. fix my car. and i’ll buy peter a type r wheelchair. is there enough money?
…
I think there’s enough money… I’d go (almost) backpacking a bit too… alone
then… buy myself a bf? 
when can i have sex???
do u think that FA will find true love with me?
Why don’t you play guitar anymore?
Heh
Suan, you think Hartamas is 1 row of shophouses small? At least let me know the pub’s name ler… C’mon, be specific here… ;P
Eyeris: By the way, Tiger sux… Sometimes, price do tells.
what will 2006 bring for you?
if you could have three wishes, what would you wish for?
ShireenK: whenever you want! not with me though
Sharizal: but of course! that is, if you are Sharizal Baileys instead of Sharizal Shaarani.
Erna: coz I suck at it, and mostly coz it was borrowed from me for 5 years before the borrower bought me a new guitar instead. i still remember some stuff though.
Alvin: no idea leh.. if i knew i would tell you, but i don’t so i won’t. it’s some english pub.
simon: major changes. when it happens, i’ll let you know
mini: 1) more perseverance, 2) phoenix eyes, 3) time turner
KFC Fish Sandwich or Filet o’Fish?
01100111011001010110010101101011011100110010000001100001011100100110010100100000
01110011011001010111100001111001
That’s the binary for ‘geeks are sexy’.
Anyway … I notice you didn’t answer all my questions … which is probably good.
[Of course I expect gthem answered as a post n their own].
BUT, here are another SEVEN questions:
1. What do you lust after?
2. What makes you envious?
3. When/where are you slothful?
4. What are you proud of?
5. What sort of things are you greedy for?
6. What foods/drinks temp you into gluttony?
7. What things make you angry???
CHeers.
……..some people just can’t take hints.
FA: Do you think I will deserve a date if I’m able to bring along a barrel of Baileys? ;P
Juz a thought. Hehehe…
Do you love KY? Why? Why not?
were you secretly hoping for one question in particular, when you asked this then?
something like, Hey, Suanie, lets go out on a date tonight >:D
Will it rain today?
Din: filet o fish, but i’d trade two fish for a beef prosperity anytime. btw kfc should like, stick to frying chicken; leave the seafood business to.. uh i donno.. fish & co?
Dabs: oh you know i’m not gonna answer all those questions in your first comment
1) at this point of my life, good food, good beer, lots of laughter
2) unlimited spending power
3) my room aka the sty
4) internet evolution
5) knowledge of my choice
6) seafood/hoegaarden
7) know it alls, who are possible the most irritating people on earth, evar! they annoy me. annoyance become hate. hate becomes hunger. hunger becomes midnite snacks that make me gain too much weight for my good health. that makes me angry.
Bryan: It’s an endless love-ARGHHH relationship. I told it to his face that sometimes he can be an insufferable know it all, and he replied, “but i’m right, right?” someone with wits that quick, you gotta love them
Lainie: not really, but anyhow tonight i’m not free
:P
decypher: why not?
‘7) know it alls, who are possible the most irritating people on earth, evar! they annoy me.’
Oh damn! I take it from your reply to Bryan that KY is the cause of your eating problems! Waaaah!
[But he is right, right?]
decypher - it will rain somewhere in the universe today, we just won’t tell you where!
is foreplay good?
how old are you? *you can lie on this one..*
basically that’s all.
1. Me hansem anot ?
2. You pretty anot ?
3. how much u made a year ?
4. will you kam to my opis to bikin my fengshui chun chun ?
Why this entry?
will you marry v0ices?
Suanie: You don’t mind any question at all right? Although you might be another Ms Liaw (the form 1-3 maths teacher, if you remember), by any chance that you are not a virgin anymore? Hahaha..
Do you think if Bryan of SapiensBryan thinks I’m hot?
… and who is this Alvin person?
Alvin is a chipmunk. He has a high, squeaky voice, sings cheesy Xmas songs and makes people wanna drown him in turpentine.
Eyeris - They sing more than Xmas Songs … who can forget the “Chipmunk Punk!” album????
My Sharona never sounded so … um … er … squeeky!
[And don't forget his mates Simon & Theodore]
do you squat or sit?
When you practise Vipassanna while half-drunk, are you aware that you’re not fully aware?
what’s the MOST ridiculous thing you have done when drunk?
ooh the comments are rolling in~~ i have two:
why phoenix eyes (refer to your response to minishorts) and wtf are they?
when are you gonna bring your utensils to tell me nineteen years old lucky or not wan!
jimmy has the most ridiculous question evarrrrrr.. when is foreplay not good? =p
when will the forecasts be published? When will I be rich? when will i ….bla bla bla
Jolene - Well, every five hundred years, the eyes pop out of Suanie’s head, and go build a funeral pyre. They then burn themselves on it, come back to life and go pop back into Suanie’s head ready fo another 500 years!
Seems so obvious when you think about it.
And Foreplay is not good when it is Aussie Foreplay (the joke being, foreplay in Aussie is when the guy says ‘Brace Yourself’ … I’ve never said that … have no idea why someone invented that joke either, never heard of any one saying that in real life, BUT, that is when it isn’t good!)
wtf. liddat then she wouldn’t want them right? aren’t you like implying she already has them? i’m quite teh lost.
Eee… FA sounds so discriminating… ;( Only those you know can leave you message ke?
jimmy: of course; it helps if the person has some mad 1337 skillz. I am 18.
Wingz: 1) but of course you are! 2) but of course I am! 3) 5 figure, 4) I shall think about it
v0ices: i am feeling generous.
KY: maybe?
Alvin: If my answer will feed the hungry and save the world, you’ll be the first to know.
FireAngel: EVERYONE thinks you are hot, FA! Alvin is from BP like me.
michaelooi: both, but I grew up squatting. it’s the only way to go. experience enhanced if in nude.
viewtru: how would i even know if it’s Vipassanna?
Kuzco: oO 21st birthday at beach club, drank from 930-12++ then got seriously drunk, was out of it for a bit and knocked my head all over the place (massive lump on my head the next day, made me cry for no reason at anytime, took one week to subside), then couldn’t walk properly so had to take off my shoes while my friends aided me back to the car. oh, and lost my phone.
Jolene: coz it’s teh good!! esp if you are a girl!!! and it’s not like how Dabs described. what utensils? just make yourself lucky lah!!
drama queen: when I could be arsed to do them
but there are a couple already floating around cyberspace what.
Alvin: no, but that topic is rather private, don’t you think?
if you were given a chance to meet the Lord Sidhartta Buddha, what would you ask him?
Oh yeah and another: about your favourite pleasure spot… on you… where izzit?
when’s last time you got laid? heheheh
matakecik: the last time u got laid, was it in malaysia?
minishorts: I dunno…. “how are you?” ?
Fav. pleasure spot… you come lah touch touch me a bit then we shall find out
matakecik: last century, probably.
Alvin - FA just wants to know if you’re cute … and have British accent … and a few other things! [If you single, 5'7" or taller, are you really a chipmunk ... that sort of a thing.]
Bwahahahaaaa!
Suanie said QUOTE it’s not like how Dabs described. UNQUOTE
You sure? cause I’m pretty sure that’s how a Phoenix operates, and as their eyes are part of the Phoenix, then surely their eyes will have to burn up every 500 years to renew itself like the rest of the phoenix …
Or am I taking it too literal and there is some symoblistic device being used here and you don’t want REAL phoenix eyes … cause I’m sure the phoenix will be releived to hear it gets to keep it’s eyes …
But Jolene’s question then remains WTF are they????
Are they like Cyclops from the X-Men’s Eyes? Cause then they’ll burn everything … don’t think I’d like to have them … what happens if your glasses fall off during sex and you burn your partner up … saying,’You’re hot, you’re hot … Wahhhh! You’re on FIRE!!!!’ will not help … as it will most likely be true!
Try explaining that to the ambulance guys … ‘well, my glasses fell off and my partner caught fire …’
‘Sure they did! Sure! Pssst, Charlie, get the straight jacket for this one.’
*****
HEY … I thought of another question completely unrelated to above topic:
Who, out of all your single friends (and online single friends), do you think will make the perfect couple????
Who, out of all above mentioned friends, do you think will be next to get a GF/BF?
I guess you can expand that out to include lots of other things too … but I know you don’t wanna!
KY: Yes its in Malaysia and its nice. dun jeles
If you were to be a guy, would you tuck it up or tuck it down?
Dabs: The phoenix is also associated with grace and beauty, bla bla la di da. Someone with phoenix eyes possesses the natural ability to attract other people, and they would willingly become his or her pawns. Nothing more scary than a woman with phoenix eyes and knows it. It’s a certain slant, and quite difficult to explain via text.
FA can go out with KY, just for the heck of it.
Carol can go out with Paul, just for the heck of it.
Duncan can go out with Jaime, just for the heck of it.
I think Jaime will be the next to get a bf.
And all is perfect.
michaelooi: if I were a guy, I would have a 8 inch and so tuck it up to be admired and lusted after by men and women alike. Of course I’d be wearing tight fitting pants.
1. Why do you blog?
2. Why some women love to suck and some don’t?
3. Have you experienced multiple *gasp? How?
Hehe…. hey if michaelooi can ask, why not me? lol
Suanie:
1) because I can
2) because everyone is different mahh… for example men… not all spunk tastes the same
3) of course, when I buy three pairs of shoes at one time.
will you ever shift to songapore for Paulaners?
Suanie:
you belanja for the rest of my life ar? sure can!
how 2 differential b/w luv & lust?
Suanie:
Time and experience. Don’t be afraid to make your own mistakes and learn from them.
cera: use a limited slip differential.
I think FA is VERY hot!
By the way, why FA is still single? Is it because too picky?
Suanie:
She likes pretty boys. Do you think you are a pretty boy?
Oh ya, out of so many questions here, which one you like the most?
Suanie:
decypher’s. Classic.
Dab:
1. Whether I’m cute, I think only Suanie will be able to reply that, since she’s the one that seen me.
2. British accent? Ermm… I work in a British owned bank, with previous Brit boss and current American boss… I guess I have some of Brit and America’s accent… Kinda “cham zheng”, coz got M’sian accent too.
3. 5′7″??? Ermm… Belongs to the younger generation, don’t know how to use Foot, feet or inch… But I’m 180cm. Of which I think is near 6′. Don’t think I look like a hunk, coz I’m skinny.
4. Chipmunk? Herm… Don’t have that squeeky voice. But definitely got some of the mischief.
Hope this answer yours and FA’s question. ;p
Suanie: What do you think of your life so far?
Suanie:
stagnant
oooooh suan, i didn’t know you’d allow that… WILL REMEMBER!!!!!!1111
phoenix eyes: the ones that are shaped a bit like those peach blossom petals izzit?
Suanie:
err it slants up a bit… i don’t really know what peach blossom petals look like.
why you never introduce FA to us?
Suanie:
coz you never come find me when you are in KL no more
Live to eat or eat to live?
:p
Suanie:
LIVE TO EAT OF COURSE! OMG YOU ARE TALKING TO ME LEHHHHH
iesnek: That I’ll answer for Suanie. It’s live to DRINK!!!
FA can go out with KY, just for the heck of it.
That cures two problems.
No more complaining from FA that she is without a BF. 
*RUNS*
Carol can go out with Paul, just for the heck of it.
I’m worried about the ‘Just for the heck of it bit’, but, another two problems cured.
Paul will hopefully smile more.
Duncan can go out with Jaime, just for the heck of it.
I think Jaime will be the next to get a bf.
And that will be Duncan … does Duncan know yet?
I for one welcome our new Phoenix eyed overlord.
Alvin - I was just re-iterating standards FA has expressed previously.
i also hope they answer her questions … and she might have some more for you.
Get Suanie to take yoru photo and hand it to FA.
Looks like there is some competition for her here with KY and Bryan!
Have u try Erdinger beer before? It’s better than Hoegaarden =)
Suanie:
I don’t remember but probably not… I know of it though. Is it available in KL?
pick one
1. beer or sex
2. type or write
3. choc or vanilla
4. sun or moon
5. cige or alcohol
6. PC or bf
7. love someone or to be loved
8. water or fire
9. run or walk
10. read or write
11. before or after
12. talk or listen
13. color or mono
14. cow or pig
15. future or history
16. number or alphabet
Suanie:
bolded are my selections
you ever feel like murdering certain commentators?
Suanie:
Perhaps…
will you Min Xiang me ?
Suanie:
no
Do you ever feel that a “talking/blogging” car is stupid?
Or is it just that I am stupid?
Suanie:
I don’t think it’s stupid. I don’t think you’re stupid either.
can a chicken fuck a pigeon and have mini chicgeons?
Suanie:
Anything is possible. But I’d call it ‘chigeons’
suan: good point. i’ll just go get lucky then.
seriously, what the hell are phoenix eyes? peekchures pls! =D
jimmy: ROFLLOLERSKATES ZOMGBBQEWTE! that question you should direct to a certain mr. paul tan, honestly.
Suanie:
Maggie Cheung
phoenix eyes = lucy liu’s
The chicken crossed the road to hump the pigeon.
1) What film made you cry more than any other?
2) What advice would you give your young self?
Suanie:
1) The Butterfly Lovers. Old-ish Chinese movie about two doomed lovers. I still cry whenever I watch it.
2) Place more priority on really important things
wld you prefer to be a woman or man in ur next life? and why?
Suanie:
I would like to be a man for a day (or a week) but for a lifetime I would love to be a woman. Just because women rock.
Din - please don’t talk about me in front of my face.
Suanie still loves me a little, that’s why she hasn’t killed me … maybe …
?
Din - was a joke, because you asked Suanie:
‘you ever feel like murdering certain commentators?’
Soorrryyy … just my sense of humour.
No, I don’t think they have Erdinger in KL. Singapore does. Must try!! Very smooth and not gassy. King of beer!!
Hi Suanie the Magnificent,
Suanie: fuwahhh *kembang*
How can the ringgit strengthen as strong a the Euro so that we can afford to go to Europe without spending a fortune..plse don’t ask me to go to Thailand for the “overseas holiday”
Suanie: Since the name Euro is derived from Europe, we should integrate all the currencies of Asia and name it ASS. With our booming sex and pirated software exports, we shall soon conquer the world and ASS will grow to be strong beyond anyone’s imagination. Then you will be able to spend ASS anywhere you like without having to fork out a small fortune. Knowing that you have ASS, Chanel, Dior, LV will all welcome you with open arms and legs. Have ASS will travel.
If you get a chance to be a real porn star.. What nick name will you choose?
Suanie: Kitty Spankalicious
Ever considered having a talk show? As you are doing quite well handling all that crappy questions
Suanie: you think?
When the cows come home .. will pigs fly then?
Suanie: haram lah beb
Can i borrow 10 ringgit? I promise to double the returns on the 31st of April.
Suanie: Ok, when I quit drinking
Can i have 3 wishes?
Suanie: you can have anything you want
If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for.. ?
Suanie: I already had three, but if I could have another three more wishes I would like to have 1) three more wishes, 2) three more wishes, 3) three more wishes
You could decimalise ASS and make 100 ASSes = a BIG FAT ASS.
Interview another blogger on your site and start that Talk Show crap off. You might be Asia’s answer to Oprah (and she earns over 80 million a year … hmmm, maybe I should become the next Oprah!)
And you have unlimited wishes … just because they don’t come true didn’t mean you didn’t have them.