10 words determined essay
bottle sent me a meme he created and it’s called 10 Words Determined Essay. The title is weird I know, but it looks fun so here we go.
The Golden Rules:
1) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:
– I
– me
– blowjob
– grapes
– random
– power
– loneliness
– water
– robot
– blue
2) Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.
(I changed ‘I’ and ‘me’ to ‘friends’ and ‘kthxbai’)
3) Your essay must make some kind of sense. if it’s not cool, then it won’t get published…
(hehehe already up here on Suanie.net… 
sorry, breaking the rules a bit)
4) Send to 5 people.
Fuckstress, Kim, Paul, Dabs and Erna. If you love me YOU HAVE TO DO IT kthxbai.
=:=My 10 Words Determined Essay=:=
On a day not as fine as this day, Fireangel was feeling like she was pitifully dragged through the deep dark gutters of loneliness. She looked at her miserably empty bottle of Baileys and gave a little sniff.
“How solitary can this journey to the nirvana state of inebriation be?” she muttered.
“Talking to yourself again?”
She looked up to see ShaolinTiger, naked as the day he was born.
“Oh, it’s you.”
“Who else could it be?”
“Dunno, kinda expecting my own company.”
“You need to get a life.”
“I have one, thank you.”
“Well it’s not good enough.”
Her eyes flared, almost willing herself to engage in a pseudo-intellectual discussion regarding the disillusioned comforts of friends.
But that moment passed and she looked away.
“It’s none of your business, kthxbai.”
“On the contrary…” ShaolinTiger lazily flicked his finger and voila! KY appeared out of thin air and grinned the way only KY could.
“Hello young Fireangel.”
Fireangel groaned, “WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE?!?!”
“Would you have preferred it if I conjured up some power grapes in water instead?” asked ShaolinTiger.
“What has that got to do with anything?’ she snipped, “you could conjure a blue robot giving you a noisy blowjob and it wouldn’t matter shit to me! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!”
“My…” KY wheezed, “that is as random as it gets.”
Just like this story. Au revoir.
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fuck yeah! firrer post? how can?
wrote mine here
WTFFFFFFFFFFF
lolz ! kena jugak member. Way to go Suanie
Damned if I can get Trackback to work … mines HERE
I’m such a noob!
scandal!