suanie’s 2005 blog awards. are you a winner?
Now.
There are all these award thingies going on; if you are a blogger you may have been made aware of the 2005 Weblog Award thingamajig and we all know who is going to win.
And why not? It’s a bloody popularity contest and may I suggest, has no sound system in its manner of nominations and voting process. Not talking about audio lah you jokers. You know what I mean.
The nominated were not in the final nominations list (and you can’t question how the list is finalised) and each IP/user/person can vote once a day. Let’s say Blog Aay and Blog Bee are in the running. Blog Aay asks his readers to go look see this awards that is going on, and perhaps vote if they have the time. Blog Bee asks his readers to go look see this awards that is going on, and VOTE FOR ME COZ I FUCKING DESERVE THIS SHIT.
You do the math and the rest of the hypothetical scenarios.
Because everything is so obviously a downright sham, I decided to join the maddening ‘blog crowd’ (if I call it ‘blorowd’, does it mean that I successfully coined a word?) and came up with my own awards. It’s nothing more than a lickle banner with my face and some words on it, but it’s the bloody thought that counts and I have too many damn thoughts for my own good. Heck, I might turn out to be the only honest award-giving person in this whole deal.
So ladies and gentlemen, presenting…
Are we having fun yet?
To present the first, second, third and every other award of the evening, allow me to introduce to you a lady of utmost grace and unceasing beauty…
S-U-A-N-I-E!!!
Thank you thank you. I think nominations are a waste of time because I already know to whom I want to present these awards, so here goes.
Freshie Blog of the Year goes to HANTU BOLA: Petaling Street Hooligans.
You guys and girls make me laugh until my insides hurt.
Pretty Legs of the Year goes to Kimberlycun.
She kinda created this award, so it’s all hers.
Hamsap Blogger goes to KY Speaks.
Since he’s not just hamsap this year nor will he be less hamsap next year, keep the title mate 
hehehehe…
Blog Commentator of the Year goes to Dabido (Teflon).
You pwn3d, mate, you pw3nd.
Celebrity of the Year goes to Fireangel.
Never have we seen such quick rise to fame like a lotus struggling to shake off its pod. It’s late at night and I have no idea what the fuck I just said, but that’s the effect of the one and only Fireangel.
Blog-ho of the Year goes to ShaolinTiger.
Yay! You deserve every pixel!! Congrats, mwahhh!!
Assholes of the Year goes to the fuckers who broke into our place and stole our stuff.
Assholes.
OMGWTFBBQ of the Year goes to Paul Tan.
Here’s why.
Best Puppies goes to Lainie.
You are not gonna kill me, right? Honesty the best policy mah…
And last but nevar evar evar evar least,
Blog of the Year goes to…
YOU!!!!!!
Congratulations, you’ve won!!! Yayyyy you must be like, great.
Again, my sincerest congratulations to all the winners. Feel free to use the buttons above and feel very free to be very happy.
Because it’s like, teh most important thing in the world. Right or not?
Kthxbai.
Tags: blog awards, blogosphere
cibai u really did it. i have to take down my leprosy-fied legs now!!
YEAYYY !!! I WON THE BLOG OF THE YEAR AWARD !!!!!
wah the banners actually look quite on.
Like, I’m teh femes.
what hamsup? i’m a good boy you noob!
You should have got “Worst Design Blog of the Year”, ME!!!
Hehe…can’t go wrong here, everyone’s a winner.
Tenkiu tenkiu…. i love u suanie
and we should have won the Coolest Blog of the Year!! tsk tsk tsk
*sniff* I still can’t believe I’m the Blog of The Year three times in a row for all the three times that I read the same post.
Ok, I’m gunning for a fourth…
Acceptance Speach:
***cries like Halley Berry pretending like, I can’t stop!***
First of all, I’d like to thank my co-stars, the dierctor … wait I’m forgetting Jerry macGuire … godo for me. Um … I’d like to thank Suanie, who never voted me off the island, and who, without her vote, I would never have received this award. Yes, I am truely pwned, but am too bodoh to realise that it might be a bad thing.
I’d like to thank all the other people who’s blogs I’ve been to and made rambling,meaningless comments on that are longer than War and Peace and Crime and Punishment and every religious work ever writen combined. Without your truly inspirational writing would not have anything to bore other people with … oh wait, I’m getting the wind up signal from the director … Um … I’ll stick the rest of the thank you’s on the website … wait, I’m forgetting Jerry MacGuire again, I am so lucky!
I’d like to also quickly thank …
*large shepherds crook appears and grabs Dabido by the neck and wrenches him off the stage*
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
The Hantu Bola would like to apologise for not showing up to receive this award, but we’re too busy beating the crap out of our token Chelsea supporter for excessive gloating.
Now, go forth and bola-fy!
not bad not bad..
should have more awards more teh fun =P
I vote Suanie - most honest awards ever.
suanie awards teh BEST.. i’ll supplied suanie beer for Xmas eve..
suanie I rove you. now my brog also got award! kamsiah.
added 3 more. the rest of you are still winners and made of stars.
I might shave my legs and give Kimberley seom competition for next year … oh wait, did that sound gay??? Oh, dear.
suanie, everyone knows, with this whole blog award shebang, you ought to take ShaolinTiger’s award title… kih kih.
that’s a good way to get publicity. Damn, i gotta think of something…
You actually look cute in the award banner. LoL…
You rock !
Hmm…
michaelooi: shhhhh kekekeke..
bryan: of course i am teh kiut. like totally no dispute
how are you feeling, blog of the year winnarrrrr? 
I say best banner of the year should be http://www.suanie.net
Oh my blog of the year.
Sorry that we are not really ready for this. As you can see, we are all still half naked, which applies to both top and below.
To thank the committee who voted for us, we will make this speech faster as we can see there are some people puking at the far end.
Thank you again.
Oh yeah, would you show us the nearest way to the bar?
/me licks Suanie plenty
Blorowd sounds like something obscene.
NONO IT’S NOT ME I SWEAR I DONT HAVE A DIRTY MIND!!!!!!!!!1111eleven
I’m awesome best blog-ho in the world ever, thanks!
YAY!
And you didn’t even find a category for me. What’s it going to take? Dinner and drinks? I’ve already given you a ride in the truck. What more do you want?
Snark: you have to strap her to the tank and give her the ride of her life…. on the bike, obviously.
:P 
:P
hahahahha….yeay puppies!
I just realised. Since I’m single now, I’m going to give KY a run for his money.
I wan the blogger who’s got the smallest eyes award pleaseeeee… heheh
u didn’t gimme the “Suanie’s Favourite Singaporean” award. *pout*
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