FireAngel Rapes Suanie.Net

Poor Suanie. Her house kena raped. Her EXPENSIVE canggih electronic boyfriend kena kidnap. What’s a friend to do?

Take over her freaking blog.

Sian lah I tell you all this bloggers. Always asking me to guest blog wan. Not like I have any intellectual enlightening bullshit to share with anybody.

Summore my engrand like damn not powerderful at all.

It’s either you all know I am damn tak tau malu punya orang, or …… yeah. I think it’s because I’m just damn shameless.

But what to do. I sayang Suanie mah.

And to prove it:

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EVERYBODY loves a Suan

I saw her last night. She got herself a spanking new laptop wei. Spanking with a Capital ASS. But she still looked so depressed. Even with a new beau. I guess her heart’s still with the old one. Is it always so hard to let go? Must we always be burdened by luggages from the past?

GET A GRIP! It’s just a goddamn monitor, Suan!

You know what you should do instead of sitting around in your cold, dark, smoky room feeling all lonely and miserable? You should drag your sorry little butt out for the party of the YEAR. Got booze. And Booze. And Booze. and BOOZE!

IT’s your FAVOURITE EVAR!!!!!!!

So NO excuses.

I DON’T care.

kthxbai.

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