yet another useless post about dawn yang

Because I am sometimes a blog-ho and I’m an egoistical blogger and place way too much importance on myself and this blog, I like to click on my sitemeter to see who’s on, who came from where, that sort of stuff. KY should know - his FF browser’s homepage is his blog and he has his sitemeter there all the time. If you want to know how many visitors everyone is getting, ask KY.

When I put up the post on Dawn Yang, it was almost immediately after the New Paper article of her got published.

And then the blogosphere madness followed.

I don’t really give that much of a damn about her having plastic surgery or what-not. If we could like, snap back to Hollywood reality for a bit, almost none of the celebs would willingly admit that they underwent the knife. Michael Jackson would only admit to a couple of nose jobs, but anyone with a brain would know better. Sarah Jessica Parker, Sharon Stone, Al Pacino; almost every he/she/it done it.

Your local celebrities, your Singapore celebrities, the tai-tais, the Datins what-not, Lord this and that, socialites of the highest order, almost the entire LA county, they all dunnit. And of course they won’t admit it- who the fuck in their right mind (except for porn stars) would go all out, especially in the beginning of their blossoming careers? Yes it is a hypocrisy, yes we all know better, yes Britney’s boobs are fake, and then what? As much as I dislike Britney, I have to admit that she’s got to be smart to stay around this long even though she can’t sing for shit (her live performances are HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE!). Either that or she has some really good people around her.

You can argue till the cows come home about DY and PS; at the end of the day she’s still signed to the talent company, if she’s got brains she would know how to milk it, and whatever happens next, well we shall see, eh?

And yes, I think that Dawn Yang is hot. I think that Angelina Jolie is hot. I think that Siti Nurhaliza is hot. I think that Camelia is hot. I think that the chick who was in ‘Return of the Condor Heroes’ with Andy Lau and dated Chow Yun Fatt is hot. I think that Mack’s wife is hot. I think that my friend Melissa who used to work for SIA is hot. I think that my ma is hot.

Deal with it.

About my sitemeter, it is rather annoying to have a traffic spike to that post about DY. The first couple days were fine, OooOoo traffic increased, people coming bla bla bla - then you realise that it’s all useless hits. Everybody wants to know about DY. Everybody wants to see what she looks like. And this irks me to no end.

HELLO, THIS IS MY BLOG! SINCE WHEN DID THE UNIVERSE STOP REVOLVING AROUND ME?!? CAN WE LIKE, STICK WITH THE PROGRAMME?

Well, things are getting back to their usual state, i.e. less pointless hits. So to Dawn Yang, so long and thanks for all the hits.

Dawn Yang webcomic

I know, I know.

Now go spike Swifty’s traffic.

1. Swifty Admits With Tears That His Relationship With Beautiful Blogger Dawn Yang Won’t Work
2. A webcomic done by Dawn Yang for Swifty
3. Swifty Announces ‘Chubby Cheeks Contest’ Winner! The Queen Is Not Amused
4. Swifty Says Farewell To Dawn Yang. XiaXue Is Pissed. Guestblogger Justin Is Happy

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23 comments:


  1. eyeris, 17. November 2005, 1:01

    wait till part two of the calender comes out…… haha

     
  2. wingz, 17. November 2005, 1:10

    YOU SHOW OFF!! I SUE YOU !!!!

     
  3. Suanie, 17. November 2005, 1:14

    eyeris: erm… ok :P

    wingz: pffftt you gonna kena sue then you sue me for what :P no $$ to cover your lawyer fees leh

     
  4. narrowband, 17. November 2005, 1:16

    I also landed on Jeff’s Screenshots. That’s how I knew that DY also happens to be a smart-ass?

     
  5. Eliar Swiftfire, 17. November 2005, 1:46

    !!!!

    *cough* Thanks.

     
  6. bUttsH4k3r, 17. November 2005, 2:50

    i must admit, i am a little confused.

    but only just a little.

     
  7. Liz, 17. November 2005, 4:46

    Swifty, you lucky *bleep* .. =P

    Erm, it doesn’t matter if she has underwent the surgery I guess. *coughs*

     
  8. ShaolinTiger, 17. November 2005, 9:15

    Zzzz.

    Blog Ho.

     
  9. Suanie, 17. November 2005, 9:32

    ST: back at ya.

     
  10. Giant Sotong, 17. November 2005, 9:36

    Suanie is hot - and she has nice teeth.

     
  11. Dabido(Teflon), 17. November 2005, 11:04

    I know who this Suanie is … but who is this Dawn Yang????
    Stick to blogging about femes ppl like yo self Suanie, not these ‘Suanie wanna beeees’!

    [Apologise to Swifty if he takes offence at me not caring who is crush is. No offence meant!]

     
  12. fred, 17. November 2005, 13:04

    it doesn’t matter she had surgery my dear, it matters cos she is lying to the public..geddit? geddit??

    she wants everyone to think she is naturally beautiful and she has a problem facing reality. She also wants everyone to think she got a scholarship to USC when she actually got a scholarship to marymount college.
    AND she says she is dutch/jap one min..few years later she becomes dutch/thai. *roll eyes*

    this girl has serious issues..OK.

     
  13. Suanie, 17. November 2005, 13:11

    GS: they are kinda rotting

    Dabido: aww stop it *blushes* now back to real life…

    fred: got it got it! my point is, in the bigger picture if she really has the stuff to make good use of this publicity, a few years down the road, all this will be filed as ‘discrepancies’.

    we all have serious issues. just depending on the level. i like vinegar in soup.

     
  14. Darryl, 17. November 2005, 14:25

    Suanie wrote:
    “…I think that Dawn Yang is hot. I think that Angelina Jolie is hot. I think that Siti Nurhaliza is hot. I think that Camelia is hot. I think that the chick who was in ‘Return of the Condor Heroes’ with Andy Lau and dated Chow Yun Fatt is hot. I think that Mack’s wife is hot. I think that my friend Melissa who used to work for SIA is hot. I think that my ma is hot.”

    And we know you’re hot. End of story.

     
  15. FireAngel, 17. November 2005, 14:38

    omfg. tumpang glamour nie! tak tau maluuuuu! :P

     
  16. Suanie, 17. November 2005, 15:07

    nenenenenebububububububububu

     
  17. dawn yang, 17. November 2005, 16:39

    Everyone is hot..

     
  18. Maverick SM, 17. November 2005, 19:40

    Your site is getting prettier background.

    I feel cool here.

     
  19. Dabido(Teflon), 17. November 2005, 20:09

    Suanie - there is a ‘real life’ now??? When the frig that happen????

     
  20. Suanie, 17. November 2005, 22:18

    dawn yang: yes everyone is hot. btw you are kinda in KL and using tm.net.my :)

    Mav: thanks! Lol

    dabido: catch up catch up.

    BTW:

    Dawn Yang responds to XLX

     
  21. KY, 18. November 2005, 15:45

    blog ho u.. why never put my link when u mentioned my name? :P

     
  22. being minishorts (Trackback), 19. November 2005, 13:56

    Swifty Unleashes Webcomic Whilst Guestblogging For Minishorts!

    The Great Swifty makes a return to guestblogging for Minishorts, and this time, he does it with his trademark WEBCOMICS! coughThere’saDawn Yangphotointheretoocough

     
  23. haha, 16. February 2007, 14:22

    i find it terribly amusing that people are like saying “Stop it folks! so what if dawn has plastic surgery”. The TRUTH is we can’t be bothered if she has plastic surgery or not, reality is we hate it because she ACCUSES people of being JEALOUS of her and saying people ACCUSES her of having plastic surgery. HELLO? if you freaking has plastic surgery and wish to deny, hoping the entire whole of ignorant fools/idiots, think you are naturally beautiful, just shut up, and don’t admit/deny plastic surgery.

    She has serious issues lah, she may commit sucide if anything goes wrong with her looks.

     

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