lost kottke love
I am in the midst of writing a post on some blogging stuff, and needed some reference from Meg Hourihan’s blog, and read some news that shattered my net <3 into a bazillion pieces.
Jason Kottke and Meg will be married early next year after 5 years of being together.
*sniff* sobs* cries*
I’ve a crush on Kottke for the longest time. I think he’s brilliant. I think he’s witty. I think he’s ethical. Most importantly I think that he and I are meant to be together. Match made in heaven and all that crap.
Him being engaged is fine by me. There’s always time to realise that I am THE one; his Cinderella, his Sleeping Beauty, his Snow White, his Scarlett O’Hara. He in turn would be my Professor Henry Higgins. Never mind that we are separated by oceans and denied of the opportunity to meet. Heavens could only be so cruel for a while; the eternal optimist holds out for the one true love, the Prince Charming, the knight who would brave a world of danger to be with his princess. Minor details like distance and not knowing my existance would not have kept him from his quest for love.
I have nothing against Meg Hourihan; I think she’s equally brilliant but a woman’s got to do what a woman’s got to do, even if it means breaking her heart for a while. But I’m certain she would have approved of Kottke being with his REAL true love, and that is ME ME ME ME ME !
As it is, I turn out to be the loser in this love triangle. I hereby as gracefully as I could muster with a shattered heart and all, acknowledge my defeat and hope for nothing but the best for the happy couple. Then I’m going to drown myself in crates of cheap beer and soppy Celine Dion to soothe thy broken heart. It’s okay, don’t cry for me, I will be quite all right. Eventually in the next millennium, maybe.
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Relax and try to love yourself more then you love someone else. All about carma…
HAHAHHAHAHAH
Go drinking with minishorts lah.
Sometimes there is no kind of loving like a whole lot of self loving.
Damn I need to get laid.
funny, i feel the same way for johnny depp hehe. muaks
Aww chin up suanie. Someone hot will come along soon.
It’s like waiting for LRT la. One gone..another one will come in a matter of time
Ceh, kottke, I thought kotte.
I love Angelina Jolie but she don’t love me. *sniff*
YOU KOTTKE FANATIC!!!!!
*runs*
Delia – I feel the same about Johnny Deep too, and I’m not even gay!!!
[That better have made someone laugh, or I ain't ever saying that again!!!]
Eyeris – I feel the same about Angelina, but she won’t let me near her after the court order … well, it’s actually a court order demanding i stop humping Brad Pitt’s leg …
[Oh wait, that's the Johnny Deepp joke told slightly different with Brad Pitt's name in it! Darn it, I'm stealing my own material!!!]
Don’t worry honey. If Maddox’s mum can destroy Brad and Jennifer, you can!
Or…
You could be mine.
but what about me delia, me?
aww… come here, *HUGS*
Tell me about it…
First it was that cheebye oldbag Billy Bob Thorton and now the punani punkass Brad Pitt.
Drown myself with beer and Celine Dion…it was not working. You should try Beer + Jamie O’neal(that’s for you, and no, you are nothing like Bridget Jones ok..so chill. Mine was Beer + Marky Mark and the Funky Punch
I’ve a crush on Kottke for the longest time. I think he’s brilliant. I think he’s witty. I think he’s ethical.
I think he’s in Bangkok now. Not too late to try and change his mind.
That’s it. I’m going to BKK then flount in front of Kottke wailing, Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like meh, don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me..
DON’T CHA, DON’T CHAAAAAAA
now i know why u got that suziewong’s tee….
that pussycat song is damn! you should go there! i will support you all the way!
Good grief, you’ve got a crush on him?
Now I know your type. Next time you visit, I’ll intro that kind of man to you.
Noooo!!! Kottke’s mineeee!!!!
“…I’m going to BKK then…”
*shudder* Please, don’t.
kim: eh??
jimmy: don’t lah morally support.. monetary also..
Zeus: err what type? The geeks? I love selected geeks.
Hsin: shoooooooooooooo!!!!! MINE!
GS: but it’s gonna be fun..