if i were a pencipta lirik in malay
A duet, naturally.
Male:
Awak banyak lawa
Saya sangat suka
Mari pegang tangan
Hingga di tapak kayangan
Female:
Awak banyak hensem
Muka macam Beckham
Badan tegap tongkat tak layu
Inilah laki yang saya mahu
Chorus, together:
Bisik senyum ketawa
Sampai tua-tua
Tak kira apa jua
‘Ngan you sorang sahaja.
Female:
Bila dah beranak sepuluh
Berat badan naik berkilo-kilo
Nak jalan pun susah
Peha bergesek teruk
Male:
Berat tetap berat
Sayang tetap sayang
Asal boleh jilat
Tak ‘yah buat wayang
Chorus, together:
Bisik senyum ketawa
Sampai tua-tua
Tak kira apa jua
‘Ngan you sorang sahaja..
‘Ngan you sorang sahaja..
‘Ngan you sorang sahajaaaaaa….
.::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::.
So how? Can I quit my day job now?
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Badan tegup tongkat tak layu
Peha bergesek teruk
Asal boleh jilat
alamak…
spare me the tormenttttttttt
Aiyor.
Rosaklah otak-otak muda-mudi zaman sekarang.
BEST.
heheheh. i like.
Sounds like a P RAmlee song. haha
eh can i be ur manager ? i reckon that would be a very demanding task judging by the talent u got LMAO! ts a compliment laa
i lebiu~~
You’ve always been able to quit your day job. Just click your ruby slippers together and say, ‘The is no place like home! There is no place like home!’
And as soon as you’re unemployed, you’ll be spending plenty of time at home!
[Or did I miss the point?]
U cant quit ur day job but u can get laid !
Woooots good shit! Haha..
You have a day job? Goodness me, you keep it under wraps so well!
It’s “tegap”, by the way. And I don’t know whether to be glad or sad you weren’t born(?) when we wanted a national anthem.
Erna: BEST!
eyeris: but of course, since P Ramlee is the best
wingz: but you lab everyone
Dabido: try again
foodcrazee: how? HOW?!?
Giant Sotong: yes I do… changed to tegap, thanks
my Malay is a tad rusty.
You will raise more money shaving your head than being a lyricist.
As always, it has me laughing till I have tears!
I wonder where you get your inspiration from?
And you can quit your day job and join Malaysian Idol!
LOL
hate to admit it, but peter’s right…
Peter: and your point is… ?
derek: I can’t sing for nuts, but maybe THAT’S the reason you would like to see me on MI…
emily: I’ll think about it
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAh …
will take a shot of my peha bergesek for you *wink wink
love the song darling…. pls future compose more..
My point is go shave your head for a good cause and don’t quit your day job… ever… to become a lyricist.
Badan tegap tongkat tak layu
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!