of little things that massively annoys

There’s a huge pimple on my butt that just wouldn’t go away. I can’t sit properly without squirming, at times I can’t even walk properly for fear of nature’s strange forces that may magically mysteriously aggravate the darn thing.

I swear it’s getting bigger.

Times like these I wish I were invincible.

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49 comments:


  1. Dabido (Teflon), 17. August 2005, 10:01

    I’d swap your butt pimple for my toothache anyday.
    (Of course, I am invincible and indestructable … um .. .don’t test that theory though, I might be wrong!) :-)

     
  2. ahdave, 17. August 2005, 11:12

    hhmm unlucky.
    next time dont sit on hot seats

     
  3. MorpheusX, 17. August 2005, 11:38

    You Better Pop the thing or it might get worse…..
    After you pop it make sure you disinfect it ok…..

    If You dont listen to me you will live to regret it !!! as it get bigger and bigger….

    If its too far behind for you to reach i will volenteer to help …kekeke

     
  4. p_andr0id, 17. August 2005, 12:24

    Is the pimple a manifestation of the guilt you felt with the initial G&G review? I’m just curious. Stress has caused rashes for me personally before…

     
  5. jimmy, 17. August 2005, 12:50

    maybe not pimple ler? maybe bisul @ bisol?

     
  6. kimberlycun, 17. August 2005, 19:36

    try colgate! mwahs

     
  7. cmos, 17. August 2005, 19:46

    Squeeze it!!! Squeeze it till kingdom come!!! The pour some dilluted Dettol into the fresh wound… garenti solve your problem… ^_^

     
  8. FireAngel, 17. August 2005, 20:12

    Told you come mumbo jumbo with me but nooooooo…… you dowan. hmph.

     
  9. LT, 17. August 2005, 20:28

    T3 has a new bath gel for pimply skin . That might be a slightly less drastic solution than POPPING it and putting Dettol (yhew!!!) on it….

     
  10. Shan, 17. August 2005, 20:58

    Owch dude, that has to just suck. You have my sympathies!

     
  11. KY, 17. August 2005, 20:59

    please do not take a picture of it, noooooooooooooo

     
  12. Pok Ku, 17. August 2005, 21:12

    Pimple or boil?
    If pimple, try washing with warm water and try some cream like Clearasil etc.
    If it works, you will have the prettiest butt in blogdom.

     
  13. Vagus, 17. August 2005, 23:11

    Incise and drain it.
    It’s probably a furuncle.

     
  14. babe_kl, 17. August 2005, 23:24

    it’s a boil. try smearing some nixoderm over it. tried and tested hehe can be found at pharmacies

    http://shop.store.yahoo.com/sterlingsilversguesso/niskcacrn.html

     
  15. god, 17. August 2005, 23:54

    i believe everything happen for a reason, no matter how u don’t want to accept this fact.

    the reason for your pimp could be you failed to wash that particular part. or the fact you neglect the whole washing all together……

     
  16. fatjohn, 18. August 2005, 0:39

    there is only one reason here, very obviously someone is not having enough sex!!!!! :o

     
  17. Jojo, 18. August 2005, 2:52

    Kesian Suan.. small pimples shouldn’t be of nuisance.. must be a boil… if there’s a head, please burst it and If dettol sounds too yucks, use Savlon or any kind of antiseptic cream, followed by aloe vera to heal wounds faster. I still have a scar left from a boil many years ago..

     
  18. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:15

    why, it burns the flesh ar?

     
  19. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:16

    uh no thanks, no one touches my butt except me! every other illegal touchers can just fade away

     
  20. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:16

    but stress resulting in a pimple at the butt? that’s a first

     
  21. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:16

    what is a bisul?

     
  22. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:17

    for the clear refreshing feeling…

     
  23. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:17

    hoho no thanks, i’m sick of toothaches

     
  24. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:18

    sure, just remember that i like white flowers, don’t fail me at my funeral

     
  25. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:18

    that would make it worse what… i can’t move properly for nuts, let alone dance

     
  26. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:19

    oO beli untuk i mwah!

     
  27. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:19

    sniff sniff

     
  28. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:19

    you are not that lucky

     
  29. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:20

    but I already do!

     
  30. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:20

    and the doctor speaks! btw come date meeee!!! i always wanted to date a doctor… well not really but i do now!

     
  31. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:20

    oO thanks i’ll look into it!

     
  32. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:21

    excuse moi, i am a very clean person ok! i think i know the reason for it, i’ll blog about it another time but i sure as hell won’t link to this post!

     
  33. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:21

    and the dick speaketh…

     
  34. suanie, 18. August 2005, 3:22

    sakit woi… don’t dare to touch it, but i’ll prolly go to the pharmacy asap

     
  35. jimmy, 18. August 2005, 6:49

    wikipedia. bisul definition
    http://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penyakit_Bisul

    i think it’s the same meaning as boils.

    if it’s that painful it most probably is boil.
    http://ia.essortment.com/boiltreatments_rzqw.htm
    http://www.skinsite.com/info_boils.htm

    haha. usually damn painful and you have to sit wit one side of your butt.
    also might enlarge to the size of a peanut or bigger!

     
  36. gregenz, 18. August 2005, 7:14

    now that’s wot i call a pain on the butt! yea, i think either u’ve sat on warm/hot seats u get that..tried..hurts like hell…dettol to wash? not too sure…but there are some chinese medicine that allows the swelling to “mysteriously” disappear..or some..makes the boil “ripe” for you to POP! :P

     
  37. mike, 18. August 2005, 10:12

    Suanie,

    Just pop into a pharmacy and ask the pharmacist. Should solve ur prob.

     
  38. Dreamer, 18. August 2005, 11:07

    Hope you have some neosporin and gauze pads handy for Post remedy measures to avoid ass cracking repeats that
    develop into periodic boils “pilonidal”.

    Sorry about that! Good Luck.

     
  39. Pinky, 18. August 2005, 13:39

    I’ve got a pimple on my elbow … i can’t rest my elbow on my desk when i type on my laptop .. it hurts .. boohoohoo.
    but you’ve got a boil on your ass….so i guess you win. bwahahahahaha
    p/s: i still lub u even though u won *muak* hehee

     
  40. Vagus, 18. August 2005, 19:16

    you won’t after you meet me :P

     
  41. ah pek, 18. August 2005, 20:37

    my wife’s uncle went to sell salty duck eggs because he taught he had a pimple near his butt also. but it became toxic.

     
  42. minishorts, 19. August 2005, 2:58

    try dalacin T

     
  43. suanie, 19. August 2005, 3:14

    that remains to be seen ^_^

     
  44. Giant Sotong, 19. August 2005, 4:29

    I will so not ask the people here for medical advice.

    Good weekend, y’all!

     
  45. Vagus, 19. August 2005, 6:17

    told you, March 2006 :P

     
  46. suanie, 19. August 2005, 11:27

    hahahaha I think you are right :P but it’s interesting yah? everybody knows how to get rid of it!

     
  47. BeefKing, 19. August 2005, 20:59

    Aiya, you must have visted the Puduraya toliet and sat on their dirty seats lah!
    I am very scared of Malaysian toilets lah. Only way to get rid of it - burn it! Start a fire and use Kelantan kayu smoke to smoke your butt! Smoking burns the pimple up good man.

    Canadian toilets are no better lah,,,,nowadays I carry my own toliet seat paper or squat on dem seats.

     
  48. fatjohn, 19. August 2005, 22:57

    ahahahaha…….u si beh funny…….try using the chinese medicated oil……qing chao oil……it can work wonders….trust me…..this time is not the dick doing the thinking…..

     
  49. suanie, 20. August 2005, 3:28

    Every public toilet should be a squatting toilet. To hell with public sitting toilets

     

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