of little things that massively annoys
There’s a huge pimple on my butt that just wouldn’t go away. I can’t sit properly without squirming, at times I can’t even walk properly for fear of nature’s strange forces that may magically mysteriously aggravate the darn thing.
I swear it’s getting bigger.
Times like these I wish I were invincible.
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I’d swap your butt pimple for my toothache anyday.
(Of course, I am invincible and indestructable … um .. .don’t test that theory though, I might be wrong!)
hhmm unlucky.
next time dont sit on hot seats
You Better Pop the thing or it might get worse…..
After you pop it make sure you disinfect it ok…..
If You dont listen to me you will live to regret it !!! as it get bigger and bigger….
If its too far behind for you to reach i will volenteer to help …kekeke
Is the pimple a manifestation of the guilt you felt with the initial G&G review? I’m just curious. Stress has caused rashes for me personally before…
maybe not pimple ler? maybe bisul @ bisol?
try colgate! mwahs
Squeeze it!!! Squeeze it till kingdom come!!! The pour some dilluted Dettol into the fresh wound… garenti solve your problem… ^_^
Told you come mumbo jumbo with me but nooooooo…… you dowan. hmph.
T3 has a new bath gel for pimply skin . That might be a slightly less drastic solution than POPPING it and putting Dettol (yhew!!!) on it….
Owch dude, that has to just suck. You have my sympathies!
please do not take a picture of it, noooooooooooooo
Pimple or boil?
If pimple, try washing with warm water and try some cream like Clearasil etc.
If it works, you will have the prettiest butt in blogdom.
Incise and drain it.
It’s probably a furuncle.
it’s a boil. try smearing some nixoderm over it. tried and tested hehe can be found at pharmacies
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/sterlingsilversguesso/niskcacrn.html
i believe everything happen for a reason, no matter how u don’t want to accept this fact.
the reason for your pimp could be you failed to wash that particular part. or the fact you neglect the whole washing all together……
there is only one reason here, very obviously someone is not having enough sex!!!!!
Kesian Suan.. small pimples shouldn’t be of nuisance.. must be a boil… if there’s a head, please burst it and If dettol sounds too yucks, use Savlon or any kind of antiseptic cream, followed by aloe vera to heal wounds faster. I still have a scar left from a boil many years ago..
why, it burns the flesh ar?
uh no thanks, no one touches my butt except me! every other illegal touchers can just fade away
but stress resulting in a pimple at the butt? that’s a first
what is a bisul?
for the clear refreshing feeling…
hoho no thanks, i’m sick of toothaches
sure, just remember that i like white flowers, don’t fail me at my funeral
that would make it worse what… i can’t move properly for nuts, let alone dance
oO beli untuk i mwah!
sniff sniff
you are not that lucky
but I already do!
and the doctor speaks! btw come date meeee!!! i always wanted to date a doctor… well not really but i do now!
oO thanks i’ll look into it!
excuse moi, i am a very clean person ok! i think i know the reason for it, i’ll blog about it another time but i sure as hell won’t link to this post!
and the dick speaketh…
sakit woi… don’t dare to touch it, but i’ll prolly go to the pharmacy asap
wikipedia. bisul definition
http://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penyakit_Bisul
i think it’s the same meaning as boils.
if it’s that painful it most probably is boil.
http://ia.essortment.com/boiltreatments_rzqw.htm
http://www.skinsite.com/info_boils.htm
haha. usually damn painful and you have to sit wit one side of your butt.
also might enlarge to the size of a peanut or bigger!
now that’s wot i call a pain on the butt! yea, i think either u’ve sat on warm/hot seats u get that..tried..hurts like hell…dettol to wash? not too sure…but there are some chinese medicine that allows the swelling to “mysteriously” disappear..or some..makes the boil “ripe” for you to POP!
Suanie,
Just pop into a pharmacy and ask the pharmacist. Should solve ur prob.
Hope you have some neosporin and gauze pads handy for Post remedy measures to avoid ass cracking repeats that
develop into periodic boils “pilonidal”.
Sorry about that! Good Luck.
I’ve got a pimple on my elbow … i can’t rest my elbow on my desk when i type on my laptop .. it hurts .. boohoohoo.
but you’ve got a boil on your ass….so i guess you win. bwahahahahaha
p/s: i still lub u even though u won *muak* hehee
you won’t after you meet me
my wife’s uncle went to sell salty duck eggs because he taught he had a pimple near his butt also. but it became toxic.
try dalacin T
that remains to be seen ^_^
I will so not ask the people here for medical advice.
Good weekend, y’all!
told you, March 2006
hahahaha I think you are right
but it’s interesting yah? everybody knows how to get rid of it!
Aiya, you must have visted the Puduraya toliet and sat on their dirty seats lah!
I am very scared of Malaysian toilets lah. Only way to get rid of it – burn it! Start a fire and use Kelantan kayu smoke to smoke your butt! Smoking burns the pimple up good man.
Canadian toilets are no better lah,,,,nowadays I carry my own toliet seat paper or squat on dem seats.
ahahahaha…….u si beh funny…….try using the chinese medicated oil……qing chao oil……it can work wonders….trust me…..this time is not the dick doing the thinking…..
Every public toilet should be a squatting toilet. To hell with public sitting toilets