protein in the membrane

The whole ear sex idea was born after a stimulating (as always) conversation with Nic. Yes, he is THAT attractive. And the song by Cypress Hill just popped in my head out of nowhere.

Starved for protein maybe.

Anyway, it’s a bit lame, I’ll be the first to admit that but here goes nothing.

Suanie’s “Protein in the Membrane”

Who you tryin’ to get jiggy with ese? Don’t you know I’m watching porno?

To da one hot hunk with such tight buns
I just slap that sausage against my slice of ham
Like spam
It gets hard when I flick my tongue
Damn, you have quite a chunk
Don’t stop teasing me lobes
Wit a swift motion remove me robes
Damn
The lights are blinkin’, I’m a-blowin’
It gets better when you start a-moanin’
Oh makin’ my head spin
That’s why I go down on you so keen
Even tho me wax are nearly flowin’
Cuz a floozy like me needs protein

Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!

Do my ear over and over
They be the size of a dollar
Gonna watch dat brain get fatter
Fat chick on a diet don’t try it
Y’all don’t need no more protein lovin’
Get it in, get it out, make some noise
Leavin’ me holes sweet and moist
You know I don’t take it gently
Get some KY and rim it already
So rim me now, rim me good
Rim my chink ears just like you should
Scream me name, I’ll explain
Cuz a floozy like me needs protein

Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!

Like the Knoxville kid who do weird shit
I’ll go upside down so ya can rim my pit
Ya gotta end it soon
COME!
Shoot yer load all over my lobes
Burst at me like Peter North
All yer protein gonna come forth
Like it said give me my daily bread
I ain’t mad, I ain’t gonna be scared
Yes I want it all in my head
Of this protein that I get
Make my brain fat
Don’t ya wipe, it’s there for good
My brain’s lovin’ its new food
Now shake it inside, don’t waste it on my chin
Squeeze it dry, ya cum’s a mint
Cuz a floozy like me needs protein

Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!

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  1. Hah. Reminds me of ‘Scary Movie’, where the guy died when a dick was thrust through his ear and into his brain or something.

  2. oh my… bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahhahaha…. that was fucken hilarious suanie! adoi…. sakit….. someone should make a video out of this… I nominate 2Phat and Mizznina… wheee….

  3. FirAngel says:

    You are ALL going MAD!

  4. jaggedthots says:

    Whoa girl! You Rhyme, Rap and ROCK!

  5. archangel says:

    hehe… do an audio file and upload.. i wonder if u can sing.. ^.^

  6. hahaha.. insane sial!~ and you didnt need to toke no fourtwenty to come up with that… or did you? hrmmm… *grins*

  7. If you remember the movie, he didn’t die. He turned up later with bandages on his ears. :-)

  8. And THAT kiddies is why you need to clean behind your ears – so your mother doesn’t know what you’ve been up to! :-)

  9. Holy lembu… this is so mendekati, menghayati adegan-adegan 18-SX!!! More Suanie… MORE!!!

  10. wonderful! wonderful! suanie can write poems! wonderful!

  11. viewtru says:

    This one is X-rated for sure. LOL!

  12. wahsehhhhhhhhhh ON hahahahahahha

  13. Eliar: heh classic B movie actually!
    ahseng: I nominate you and your Bar Med ‘activities’
    FA: taking a leaf out of your book
    jaggedthots: hmm
    archangel: I sing v. well ty
    seth: two months mate… coz I have other things to do you know
    Dabido: hmmm
    cmos: kagum tak?
    lucia: hmmmmmm
    viewtru: did you click on the disney site? :D
    kim: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :P

  14. MorpheusX says:

    Suckerin’ Suckertash…
    :-D

  15. Bah desicration of the holy Cypress Hill in the hizzouse..

  16. BarMed era ahseng is no more! I’m a snobbish yuppie that spits wine and chew cigars now. :P

  17. OoOOooOooOooOOooo no time to read now – but I will. Watashi dewa tokyo desu. I got to go from dinner with Square/Enix in… 3 seconds…

    Atode Suanie-chan…

  18. OMG B-Real is going to roll in his bed.

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