suanie’s animal pr0n

29. July 2005, 0:00 UhrUncategorisedSuanie

WARNING:
Not suitable for those who are underaged, easily upset, easily pissed off at the low-quality of our blogosphere yadda yadda yadda, bla bla et cetera et cetera et cetera. You know the drill.

Meet FA and Minishorts. Now because this pictorial documentary is not based on the people who bear the nicknames, there is no disputing that either FA or Minishorts is a male, the other is a female. Or the other way around. Or both also can. Whatever turns them on, right?

I like it the traditional way, so they kiss first.

Because breasts are beautiful, they shall be truly appreciated.

And ladies first.

Also have to keep the man happy.

Because it is a traditional approach, missionary takes prior precedence.

Rats love a bit of good ol’ doggie as well.

Kinky rats love to spoon.

Then comes Wally. I had consficated Wally from my sister ages ago, it’s time to put Wally to good use.

Wally being the inquisitive penguin joins the fun. Animal lovin’, y’all!

Livin’ la vida Wally!

Thank you FA, Minishorts and Wally for being great sports. Don’t forget to thank Suanie too for making the effort to capture what goes on behind the animal life and stuff, y’all!

The End.

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49 comments:


  1. Paul Tan, 28. July 2005, 23:49

    omfg double penetration

     
  2. Wingz, 28. July 2005, 23:49

    Eh! i also wanna make animal porn !!!! u wait i link to lu later !

     
  3. minishorts, 28. July 2005, 23:51

    woi! i am not a soft toy

     
  4. cmos, 28. July 2005, 23:53

    HOLY SHITE!!! I really dunno wot to say Suan… soft toys copulating on your blog… waaaahahaha… ROTFLMAO!!! Really funeee shite!!!

     
  5. DeathBringer, 28. July 2005, 23:58

    I hope this animal carnage was not based on your own personal experiences. :)

     
  6. belacans, 28. July 2005, 23:59

    Fuiyouh!

    Dear Suanie, I am Dr Sigmund Belacan Freud. According to my study of dreams, these photos indicate that you are highly sexed, which is good. so please dun deprive yourself. You are welcome. :D

     
  7. reallybites, 29. July 2005, 0:06

    omg..threesome! hahah =p

     
  8. suanie, 29. July 2005, 0:11

    Paul: yeah…. cun eh…
    wingz: ok i await!
    minishorts: no one said you are one!
    cmos: say thank you :P
    DeathBringer: shush :O
    belacans: what’s your number again?
    reallybites: coz I couldn’t get the others to join in the fun… in real life it would mean I couldn’t balance every animal properly then…

     
  9. Shan, 29. July 2005, 0:11

    LOL!!!!You are a bad, bad girl ;)

     
  10. Paul Tan, 29. July 2005, 0:12

    i doubt any of them enjoyed it as they all had “soft toys”

     
  11. FA, 29. July 2005, 0:29

    WHAT THE FCKKKKKKKKKK?!?!?!?!!? LOLROF FUNNY SIAL!!

    JOM JUNGLE RUM TODAY YEAY!

     
  12. Kervin, 29. July 2005, 0:39

    Whoa soft toy bestiality! no longer soft toys but harn pron! hahahaha

     
  13. Yvy, 29. July 2005, 0:59

    whoah!! this is a NEW one…..soft toy porn!! wah, educational n can give meimei see hor? ;p

     
  14. archangel, 29. July 2005, 1:00

    mating season ~meh??
    sniff ~sniff
    *nose bleed*

     
  15. oliviasy, 29. July 2005, 1:32

    LOL. Girl, go out, get some fresh air :P

     
  16. Giant Sotong, 29. July 2005, 1:56

    Arrrrgh! * nearly dies *

    Have a good one tonight, and good weekend.

     
  17. KY, 29. July 2005, 2:00

    u need to get laid suan, but don’t call me.

     
  18. ahseng, 29. July 2005, 2:23

    aiyoh… wot can i say…. haha.. oh… sakit… oh… nabeh…. hahahaha… oh..

     
  19. Sashi, 29. July 2005, 2:32

    O. M. G. :D

     
  20. Thomas Chong, 29. July 2005, 2:41

    After seeing it.. I feel d@mm hot horny.. =) hahahaha

     
  21. water_junk, 29. July 2005, 2:47

    i got video of homemade animal porn too :D

     
  22. Terence Goh, 29. July 2005, 3:24

    WAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

    i love animal porn !!!!!

     
  23. Niresh, 29. July 2005, 3:33

    I think u r horny. wet dream last nite? :P lolx.

     
  24. Jay, 29. July 2005, 4:01

    -sigh-

    If only the guys I’ve slept with were this cute.

     
  25. 8555, 29. July 2005, 4:16

    Thank you for fusing my headlights, now I can drive blind at night.

     
  26. matakecik, 29. July 2005, 4:31

    WAH!!!! can i bring my furry animals next time???

     
  27. lucia, 29. July 2005, 4:33

    whoaa!! i’m going to look at soft toys differently from now on.

    seen real people (on the net lah), seen cartoons, seen anime but this first time seen soft toys.

    you are really something, suanie!

     
  28. Life Feel, 29. July 2005, 4:54

    That reminds me of Biology and kid’s sex education.

    - life feel

     
  29. Dabido (Teflon), 29. July 2005, 5:30

    Nah! Seen it all before - but in a book and with Teddy Bears.

    The book listed the authors and all their credentials which made them sexperts! Last Author mentioned was some guy named Colin … said he was a virgin, but was an expert on teddy bears! :-)

    First time i see it on net though. Well done.

    Hey Why is Spoons Kinky? Spoons was my favourite position (while Cow girl was me Ex’s)
    Why no Cow girl???? It’s very popular, even amongst stuffed toys (um … new meaning for STUFFED toys! hee hee!)

     
  30. michaelooi, 29. July 2005, 8:08

    hahah this is good shit !

     
  31. MorpheusX, 29. July 2005, 9:06

    So people, now you know why girls get so many soft toys eh.. *wink wink*

    To play with them when they get horny and no ones around….

    Suanie: Thanks, this is something some good shit!
    You just made my day!!
    :-D

     
  32. jimmy, 29. July 2005, 9:22

    lol, sex… the animal way, by suanie.

    produced by toys r’ us

    lol.

    a little different than normal post coming from suanie. :)

    i love it.

     
  33. SK, 29. July 2005, 10:51

    HAIYOHHHHHHHHHHH…… PLEASE DONT TELL ME YOU BOUGHT THAT 2 RAT FOR THIS SHOW!!!

     
  34. ShaolinTiger, 29. July 2005, 12:33

    I set all the soft toys up in Ikea once in rude positions, beat that!

     
  35. Master Foley, 29. July 2005, 13:34

    oh you sick depraved soul

    gawd that was some funny shit
    thanks sweetie for the smile

     
  36. The Lord of Doom, 29. July 2005, 13:55

    Bring on the beanie babies!! Who wants sex with Cthulhu??

    Whodathunk that blogging could be so much fun, or so educational??

    oh, and:

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

     
  37. suanie, 29. July 2005, 15:11

    Shan: spank me
    FA: well I just came back from RJ and it looked like someone was sooooo out …
    Kervin: one object, many uses. like the pokok kelapa
    Yvy: learnt something new or not?
    archangel: no ar
    oliviasy: going.. going..
    Giant Sotong: lol come back to life next Monday k
    KY: you think?
    ahseng: say thank you!!
    Sashi: giving you ideas yet?
    Thomas: now, you are the one who needs to go out get some fresh air :P
    water_junk: okayyy….
    Terence: oh I bet you do!
    Niresh: ya think??
    Jay: haha HAHAHA picky picky
    8555: hmm…
    matakecik: can, we make full length video documentary
    lucia: lol I got teddy bear, Stitch, a platypus etc etc .. maybe next time
    Life Feel: but I bet it wasn’t this fun
    Dabido: we only take cows, not cowGIRLS
    michael: come back for more pls ty
    jimmy: manufactured by IKEA actually, produced by Suanie. would be fun to do the whole George Orwell’s Animal Farm
    Shiryen: of.course.not.
    ST: hmm KY and I did a light saber fight using the sticks with horse heads…
    Mastah F: hence the need for a bf! Found me any yet?
    Doom Lord: start your own blog.. NOW

     
  38. plink, 29. July 2005, 15:38

    Hi, I’m newly ananonymous. Love the blog.

    Question: In ‘Also have to keep the man happy,’ is ’she’ wagging?!

    The next sound you will hear is that of my innocence begging for mercy….

    Suanie, you the lady!

     
  39. hayanna, 29. July 2005, 19:34

    omg! *LOL*
    you’re very creative indeed.
    this is really funny…..n those look kinda real too.
    *blush*

     
  40. annie, 29. July 2005, 20:41

    There doing it like the Discovery Channel!

    Oh! I have a bunch of Teddy bears, that gives me an idea…

     
  41. Wingz, 29. July 2005, 22:09

    its done !!!!! ALL DONE !!!!!

    rojaks.blogspot.com/2005/07/animal-p0rn-quickie.html

     
  42. sakuragi, 29. July 2005, 23:00

    The birth of a new genre of porn.
    Step aside animal sex, here comes suanie’s soft toy animal humping action!
    REVOLUTIONARY!

    *jumping madly* Do one on barbie dolls! Do one on barbie dolls!!

     
  43. suanie, 29. July 2005, 23:46

    plink: oO hello :) the good thing about rats is that they like to do everything at hyper speed, so in answer to your question, s/he was definitely very very happy
    hayanna: real? REAL? HMMM what have you been doing, I wonder? :P
    annie: a bunch of teddy bears would be like an in-house orgy, no?
    Wingz: yah I saw! you siao! hehe
    sakuragi: OMG I don’t have any more barbie dolls! But I have lots of books, some salt, pepper, ketchup, soy sauce, cooking oil, a laundry basket… maybe we can cook something up…

     
  44. FireAngel, 30. July 2005, 0:52

    Pill + Liqour = BAD

    Spoil my nite oni. LOL

     
  45. myhorng, 30. July 2005, 20:26

    Siao! but nice 1

     
  46. Life Feel, 31. July 2005, 13:11

    don’t forget about 69 :P
    and also my favourite 619

     
  47. Yvy, 1. August 2005, 10:12

    o yars…….think maybe i can bring my pooh bear n barney n then we can have a soft animal orgy, the MORE the merrier. lol!! ;p

     
  48. suanie, 1. August 2005, 19:21

    FA: ahuh.. :P
    myhorng: siao like u
    Life Feel: rats got fat asses so they can’t 69
    Yvy: or transformers with barbie dolls

     
  49. Rev. Dubya, 10. August 2005, 22:48

    Shame, shame… :)

     

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