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I hate it when people waste good beer. Good beer is like, precious commodity, you know!

Wasted Hoegaarden

(Via LastNightsParty.com)

Be mindful people! It’s not champagne; it’s not sexy! Oh the disrespect!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I.am.very.very.upset.right.now.

Comments

  1. BawangMerah says:

    I’m not sure which one to like, the beer or the chick.

  2. T-Boy says:

    Mmm, classy. You can tell from the expression on the girl’s face that she’s 110% Mensa material.

  3. reallybites says:

    heh.wats ur fav beer anyways?

  4. Giant Sotong says:

    No you can’t, you storyteller! C8-)

    …maybe it’s cheap beer.

  5. MorpheusX says:

    mmm….. Beer
    :-P””’

  6. suanie says:

    OMG you blaspheme!!!!!!!!! it’s hoegaarden!!!

  7. HOLY COW.. she’s wasting that amazing bottle of HOEGAARDEN beer!! What a lucky pair of tits.. heh heh. *slurp*

  8. Willwolf says:

    The beer was not wasted la. It flows from her top to her bottom. I’m drinking the beer from her bottom.

    *Burp*

  9. eyeris says:

    AHHHHH. Beeeeer…. The SWEET NECTAR OF LIFE….

  10. Peter says:

    Hoi eyeris, beer is not your cup of tea lar… err coffee I mean.

  11. ShaolinTiger says:

    OMFG..>!>!>!>!

    IT’S HOEGARDEN! WAT A DUMB BITCH

  12. Master Foley says:

    damn that woman
    she should be taken into a public square and shot for that abuse to alcohol

  13. kimberlycun says:

    thank you goddess suan for introducing us the best tasting beer that is hoegaarden. lets hunt down the chick and shoot her together

  14. Terence Goh says:

    that girl is 1000% weirdo…..her breast is so far wide apart that beers just slip like waterfall….no longkang whatsoever

  15. Fireangel says:

    I think she’s not wearing her bra. So how come I can’t see nipples?

  16. FireAngel says:

    OMFG! WHAT PARTY WAS THAT!!!!!!! OMFG! NAKED PPL EVERYWHERE!

  17. Kongtender says:

    I wish to drink from her body. U photoshop that pic ka? why that girls boobs got no longkang one?

  18. suanie says:

    BawangMerah: like me better
    T-Boy: I’ll have to study more on that one…
    reallybites: hoegaarden :P
    MorpheusX: aye
    thefirstchristmas: WHAT tits :x
    Willwolf: okay….
    eyeris: Like Peter said, IT’S NOT KOPI OMGWTFBBQ YOU ARE DELUDED OREDI bwahhahahhah
    ST: YEAH I KNOW!!!!
    Mastah F: AYE!
    kim: next time we try something else!
    Terence: she not wearing a bra I think
    FA: dunno.. she bending backwards maybe… it’s your everyday party in the big US of A sweetie
    Kongtender: No leh… I got it straight from the source, shhh don’t tell them

  19. And suddenly those links have my undivided attention! bwahahahaaaa!

  20. Parties in the US – they so rich they can waste anything there.

    But don’t panic – it’s not like she was pouring perfectly good scotch away! :-)

  21. KY says:

    you upset over the waste of beer or envy over her chest? :/

  22. ahseng says:

    Hoegarrden white taste like cough syrup after a while… give me Erdinger Dunken or Paulaner Munich dark anytime!

  23. Shan says:

    I agree – n besides, wet beer on skin doesn’t smell too good after an hour or so…I should know ;) my best friend doesn’t call me The Beer Pervert for nothing!

  24. Dr B. says:

    It’s not the spilled beer that troubles me (I’ve toppled the odd tipple meself)…I think they might be playing on a school night!!

  25. L T says:

    the answer is nipple tape. is it my imagination or does the sinner have pigeon chest?

  26. cmos says:

    She should try and pour Teluk Bahang’s Kopi Jantan down her chest… then watch all the pakcik-pakcik in the warung go crazy… “Tuang lagi cik adik… TUANG LAGI… BIAR BASAH… PWEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!”

  27. T-Boy says:

    See? Told you. Generasi Pemuda Intelektual Berakhlak Alaf Baru.

  28. archangel says:

    em licking her dry later.. ^.^

  29. “my best friend doesn’t call me The Beer Pervert for nothing!”

    You have to pay them to call you that???? :-)

  30. I hear your cries about spilt beer… and then I read the label… and see that it says Whoregarden… ewwwww listen you poor folks – THAT’S NOT BEER – it’s lemonade’n'cider shandy. Ewwww. Now, if she was pouring San Miguel, nectar of the gods, down her front, that *would* be a crime!

    In other news, ‘longkang’ means drain, according to my dictionary. Hmmm. But, another word for drain is gully… but, in English, gully generally is used, in reference to a woman’s anatomy, to another area, much lower down, in front of course ;) So, my guess is, ‘longkang’ means cleavage… oh, translation is fun. And I still might be wrong! But, well… anyway, I think I had a point… before I looked in my dictionary… which was that, er, yeah… it’s interesting reading this blog. Or something.

    Drink REAL beer: drink San Miguel! And if you get to lick it of a yanquee chica’s longkang then even better!

  31. suanie says:

    Dabido: pfft beer pwns j00 big time
    KY: you think?
    ahseng: Paulaner is the shitz, no kidding but Hoegaarden White ain’t bad. Now if it were San Miguel I wouldn’t have given a shit… sigh
    Shan: haha smells like day-old puke after a while
    Dr. B: you are just trying to say that you are old. Ok you are ready for the next stage in life!
    LT: OMG LILLIAN TOO COMMENTING ON MY SITE!!! BWAHAHHAHA … hehehe you very crever jie..
    cmos: wtf… wouldn’t it burn!!! OMGWTFBBQ
    Doom Lord: yeap, ‘longkang’ means drain, and here it also means cleavage. My my, you are getting too smart for your own good. I won’t even start with the whole San shitty Miguel business….

  32. Life Feel says:

    You got culture shock just because someone play wet Tshirt contest? eeuuu….

    what you tried Hellberger and Warsteiner Beer?

    a blog reader
    - Life Feel

  33. Life Feel says:

    Tips : Do a google image search on WET SHIRT.

    YIppie !

  34. Dr B. says:

    Nah, it’s not an age thing. I could never party hard knowing I had to face work the next day…imagine being in the shittest job in the world…and hungover/coming down…

  35. I won’t even start with the whole San [deleted] Miguel business….

    Good, I hate to see good beer wasted… :p

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