mondays are confuckulated
I have a new word I could use and it’s all thanks to Michael Ooi.
CONFUCKULATED
I have no idea what it means. How do con and lated get in the way of fuck? Jaime and I were scratching our heads thinking of possible word integrations and we could only think of these:
conscience fuck
contracted fuckulation
confused and fucked
continuous fuck
Obviously we didn’t scratch for very long because it was a Saturday and we had some shopping to do. But the point is, how do you justify a word so beautiful as confuckulated? Michael?
I mean, I have a penchant for misusing words. It could almost be my trademark. The most obvious word that I regularly misuse is the word gay. Like, ST is not a homosexual but he can be very gay. Not deliriously happy but gay. Then I use this word a lot and people would ask me, why do you define gay like that? I don’t know. Maybe I have nothing better to do. But to me the word is so befitting that it overlaps the original definitions, hence the very regular usage.
If you want fabulous gays, here they are :
Bryanboy the original LV Prada totting superstar.
Trent, Pink is the new blog. Just absolutely hillarious, his boyfriend hot and it’s his birthday tomorrow.
Jay in London. A new discovery actually thanks to T-boy.
I love them.
So even though I do not know the real definition of confuckulated, I’ve been using the word regularly since Saturday. That was when I really gave a thought to it… well simply because it wouldn’t leave my mind! Jaime and I spent a great deal of time talking about confuckulated and when we reached Colours we both shoot off a SMS to Michael with just the word confuckulated. We don’t know why. Maybe it was brought on by the ugly low quality clothes at Colours.
Nah I love Colours. It is very… erm… colourful. They make my expensive curtains look good.
Anyway here are some snippets from our conversations :
“… bla bla bla he did this bla bla bla he did that bla bla bla and he thinks he wouldn’t get caught? Pfft that is so confuckulated!”
“bla la di la da bla he trying to gain sympathy or what? I hate it when they twist reality to fit into their little own worlds of fantasy… insecure confuckulated bastards…”
“This place is confuckulated.”
“She is such a confuckulated airhead, I want to strangle her and feed her to the dogs.”
“OMG THAT DRESS IS SO CONFUCKULATED!!!”
So versatile and fits in every occasion!
It’s Monday and I got lots of shite to do, never a good start to a week. Mondays are confuckulated.
My mom is in town and she’s in the hospital puasa-ing for tomorrow’s laser op. She had a very painful manual op last October to remove some massive kidney stones, she goes to the Selayang Hospital for regular check-ups and now she has to get the residue from the last op out before they do anymore harm.
Kidney stones are so confuckulated.
MAXIS barred my line because my bill payment from Alliance on-line banking did not go through… even though they deducted RM150 from my account. How confuckulated is that?
I am going to bleed soon, I feel so fat and sad, I want to bite people. I feel so confuckulated.
Sigh. I love you all.
Tags: confuckulated, humour, michael ooi
It’s obviously congratulated with fuck in the middle..
Nice to think of it as confused and fucked though.
i’m feeling confuckulated now…
I agree with ST on this one - congratulated and F**k.
I’m sure I’ve heard it before as ‘conf*ckulations’ and I’m sure it was used to mean a “Congratulatory F***!”
Is up there with the time my old flatmate claimed he invented the word - oovra … when the word oeuvre was already in existance to mean the exact same thing. (and sounded the same)
I think the American Pie movies had Stiffler using similar sort of language (mixing f**k with almost any other word you can think of). Stiffler speak so to say!
Or should we now say “Suanie Speak” ?
I just had a quick check of the web - and conf*ckulated means - bad - fouled up - Complicated beyond any comprehension..
Conf*ckulations also means what I said it means.
(ie - a congratulatory f*ck!)
There you go!
Two new words to add to Suanie Speak!
Cool cool cool!
I am going to confuckulate as much as confuckulatingly possible!
Yay I now have a new word with which to be even more irritating with, and hopefully piss off my friends with! LOL!
In that case I ought to cragratulate her for getting laid. It’s about time.
OMG - Trent’s blog is totally confuckulated!! I love it!! Nic. [the wanna-be-gay]
Confuckulation, i’ve confuckulated at your blog.
it means - fucked/screwed up.
“his budget is all confuckulated after buying that dress for his bitch”
something like that.
i forgot when i first discovered the word but, I’m sure it originated from US … a local slang or something.
why it is such a confuckulated entry…
keke.. i get confuckulated after reading ur blog..
Argh. Confuckulated first day cramps. I think I’ll take half day MC.
another fuckalicious post, as usual.
ST: oh yeah how come I didn’t think of that
viewtru: save it for when it really happens ok..
mk: everyone is!
Dabido: probably from the US… Suanie doesn’t speak, Suanie moans
Shan: heheh doesn’t get better than that
Nic: I love it too!!!!
ahdave: oh thank you?
michaelooi: anyhows it’s cool!
archangel: only just by reading my blog?
FA: no, I still see you at work
minishorts: yah.. just like the owner of the blog right?
Ah, fame at last.
Totally confuckulacious!
Come on Bite me………..
i am already vaccinated for rabies….
*clenches teeth* Grrr……
I’ll believe it when I hear it Suanie! lol
Jay: you modest you
MorpheusX: someday you will really need to tell me who you are
Dabido: well… maybe not
hahaha…Very Original..It’s sounds like Stiffler’s words..lol
Peace