saham plunged by the star
As you may know, I just came back yesterday. I didn’t know about The Star’s In-Tech article until FA sms-ed me and told me. And again as you may know, it is rather difficult to purchase a copy of The Star in Singapore. So I had no idea what the article was about, I had no idea which photo appeared etc UNTIL 5 mins ago when I went to SixthSeal.com.
CAN YOU SAY OMFG?!?!?!?!?
There it is again, my full name in print but that’s not the horrifying mofo thingjamony.
LOOK AT THE INSET PHOTOGRAPH!!!!
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Photo curi-ed from Huai Bin
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I think my saham just plunged and reached rock-bottom. I am ugly but I am not that ugly!!!
THE STAR SCARED AWAY ALL MY PROSPECTIVE BOYFRIENDS!!!!
This cannot do… this cannot do at all..
Must… think… of… solution… to…. cover… damage… done…
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WTF IS THIS?
HAHAHHAHAHA….
hahaha
upload more of ur pics here in the blog till they are brain washed.. nah……no worries
u look cute what…(cute not as “ugly but adorable” but only “adorable” part counts here)
Aww, come on Suanie…it’s not that bad!
Kesian dia…
You need to contact Mr. W. Smith of the Records Department at the Ministry of Truth. The man specialises in re-writing and re-publishing past publications. He ought to be able to insert a brand new photo (with photoshopping if necessary).
Aiyah… not too bad mah… but then again how many women can stand next to minishorts and not look bad ah?
henceforth, should you wish to venture from the safety of your home, you’ll need to wear a paper bag on your head lest they snap an even uglier pic of you. That or you’ll have to be perpetually conscious of your grooming and demeanour, in public. lol! the price of feme!
p/s it doesn’t look too bad, really.
Give you more publicity and you complain pulak. Hard to please lar lu.
First – you look adorable in the photo. I think you all do!
Second – It can’t possibly scare away ALL PROSPECTIVE BF’s. NEVER EVER Underestimate the power of Drunken Horny Men to want a root with anything that moves (and many things which don’t!) Alcohol is your friend (and mine too) it can make anything look appertising (okay, some things might need a paper bag for their head … but still … ALCOHOL ROCKS when you want to get into their jocks!)
Third – I always thought your real name was FLUFFIKINS – Secret Internet Son-in-law!
alamak. mana ada ugly? boleh tahan lah. really, this photo here is not bad… in fact better than some of your other PPS bash photo. all 4 bloggers here look nice lah!
hey….looks nice in the pic…u r cute k….
URGENT NEWS!!!!
Report on Bursa Malaysia
Shares of Suanie.net plunge to a new low after a shocking picture by The Star this week…
Details in Page 2….
huhuhu….kidding la..not that bad la…
cos i already seen it b4….
make me wonder if you see it another few times…..
——–> it looks better each time
SO DUN WORRY LA….
Saham limit-down! heheh…
you look fine Miss Tew…
Hahaha. Nolar. Picture not bad at all. Saham stable lar.
AHAHAHAHAH! Not MY fault this time! Buahaha!
Heh. Not bad what.
Anyway, there’s always Andre.
Waa-hahahahaha…! Why so ngiau? You just got well, ‘K? Want relapse, is it?
Take care, it’s the weekend!
who is that beautiful lady in blue shorts?
a blog reader
-Life Feel
Huit! Now I want an autograph! Er, suanie, you mind signing on one of my appendages?
nasib i tak beli saham tu
OMFG!
There, I said it.
Happy?
not bad wat.. where got ugly?! nice n cute ler.. dun worry..
minishorts: This is a conspiracy
*pouts*
hayanna: oo I know what cute means
Jordan: it nearly is…
tiger: hmm.. got his number?
Mother Chicken: with that top she was wearing, everyone looks bad standing beside her!
percolator: eh I’m not Kenny Sia lah, I’m not that femes…
Petey: dude, I’m a single female… of course hard to please lah..
Dabido: but I don’t want drunken old men..
lucia: *pouts*
jennhuiwen: *pouts*
MorpheusX: maybe…. *pouts*
Kuzco: *pouts*
Vagus: *pouts* oh your blog is damn ons btw I’ll be stalking you nyah nyah nyah!
eyeris: sien, no one to blame it on
Pok Ku: yeah Andre never fails you
Giant Sotong: oredi falling sick again lah…
Life Feel: that would be our resident elf
jaggedthots: hmm… the one that would spell ADIDAS?
Jojo: *pouts*
Suertes: delirious
Crazy: *pouts*
that photo makes me feel like an alien amongst a MIB team.
coz u tai lok mui mah
What did you get me from Sg?
MUAHAHAHahAHAHHAhaHahAHaHAHa… too funny.
maybe you don’t need human boyfriends eh?
a more beautiful me
BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAH nyah nyah nyah!
I never said Old … just drunken! and believe me, I’ve seen some nice looking people go home with things they wouldnt’ bonk when they are sober – so I think a nice girl like you stands a chance. Just remember to get yourself REALLY drunk! Okay.
good lord – you went from geek cool pinup – to uber nerd in a week.. pretty impressive
ADIDAS? no no no … on something that is lightish brown in colour, about 11 inches long and… and… reads Camel Active!! Muahaha!
come rev my engine
Nic: hmm
jaggedthots: HMMMMMMMMMMM
damn…in the same shot with 2 hump-able guys (according to kimberlycun) and a girl wearing nothing…i’d say u pretty much screwed it up urself…hahahaha kidding…