suanie’s animal pr0n

WARNING:
Not suitable for those who are underaged, easily upset, easily pissed off at the low-quality of our blogosphere yadda yadda yadda, bla bla et cetera et cetera et cetera. You know the drill.

Meet FA and Minishorts. Now because this pictorial documentary is not based on the people who bear the nicknames, there is no disputing that either FA or Minishorts is a male, the other is a female. Or the other way around. Or both also can. Whatever turns them on, right?

I like it the traditional way, so they kiss first.

Because breasts are beautiful, they shall be truly appreciated.

And ladies first.

Also have to keep the man happy.

Because it is a traditional approach, missionary takes prior precedence.

Rats love a bit of good ol’ doggie as well.

Kinky rats love to spoon.

Then comes Wally. I had consficated Wally from my sister ages ago, it’s time to put Wally to good use.

Wally being the inquisitive penguin joins the fun. Animal lovin’, y’all!

Livin’ la vida Wally!

Thank you FA, Minishorts and Wally for being great sports. Don’t forget to thank Suanie too for making the effort to capture what goes on behind the animal life and stuff, y’all!

The End.

say my name, biatch!

“South Asians may be more wary of the future President. In November 1999, a year out from the polls, Texas Governor George W. Bush was settling into his Presidential campaign, when he was embarrassingly tripped up by an impromptu foreign policy quiz. Asked to name the leaders of India and Pakistan, he could not.

Bush : “The new Pakistani General has just been elected. He’s not elected; this guy took office. He appears he’s going to bring stability to the country, and I think that’s good news for the subcontinent.”
Journalist : “And can you name him?”
Bush: “General. I can name the General.”
Journalist : “And it’s?”
BushBush : “The new Prime Minister of India is… no.”

(Taken from Jonathan Harley’s memoir “Lost in Transmission”. Harley was the ABC’s South Asia correspondent from 1998 to 2002, focusing on India, Pakistan, Afghanistan and even a bit on Nepal (when the crown prince killed his own family). Anyway it is a rather engaging book. I stopped reading halfway just to share this with you because it made me laugh for a long time. That is how nice a person I am.)

all your beer is belong to us

I hate it when people waste good beer. Good beer is like, precious commodity, you know!

Wasted Hoegaarden

(Via LastNightsParty.com)

Be mindful people! It’s not champagne; it’s not sexy! Oh the disrespect!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I.am.very.very.upset.right.now.

protein in the membrane

The whole ear sex idea was born after a stimulating (as always) conversation with Nic. Yes, he is THAT attractive. And the song by Cypress Hill just popped in my head out of nowhere.

Starved for protein maybe.

Anyway, it’s a bit lame, I’ll be the first to admit that but here goes nothing.

Suanie’s “Protein in the Membrane”

Who you tryin’ to get jiggy with ese? Don’t you know I’m watching porno?

To da one hot hunk with such tight buns
I just slap that sausage against my slice of ham
Like spam
It gets hard when I flick my tongue
Damn, you have quite a chunk
Don’t stop teasing me lobes
Wit a swift motion remove me robes
Damn
The lights are blinkin’, I’m a-blowin’
It gets better when you start a-moanin’
Oh makin’ my head spin
That’s why I go down on you so keen
Even tho me wax are nearly flowin’
Cuz a floozy like me needs protein

Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!

Do my ear over and over
They be the size of a dollar
Gonna watch dat brain get fatter
Fat chick on a diet don’t try it
Y’all don’t need no more protein lovin’
Get it in, get it out, make some noise
Leavin’ me holes sweet and moist
You know I don’t take it gently
Get some KY and rim it already
So rim me now, rim me good
Rim my chink ears just like you should
Scream me name, I’ll explain
Cuz a floozy like me needs protein

Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!

Like the Knoxville kid who do weird shit
I’ll go upside down so ya can rim my pit
Ya gotta end it soon
COME!
Shoot yer load all over my lobes
Burst at me like Peter North
All yer protein gonna come forth
Like it said give me my daily bread
I ain’t mad, I ain’t gonna be scared
Yes I want it all in my head
Of this protein that I get
Make my brain fat
Don’t ya wipe, it’s there for good
My brain’s lovin’ its new food
Now shake it inside, don’t waste it on my chin
Squeeze it dry, ya cum’s a mint
Cuz a floozy like me needs protein

Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!
Protein in da membrane, protein in da brain!

i just made rowling a wee bit richer

Bought the new Harry Potter book

Heh, half of it was sponsored by my second sister for ‘services rendered’.

Craps, I have too many books to read now.