fucking miserable flu!!!
*In Singapore*
When is a holiday not a holiday?
When you are fucking sick like a raped goat forced to hibernate throughout spring and eat stale hay.
Because everything is tasteless to me. I mean Singapore is not known for her culinary expertise (*runs*) but there are some things I want to enjoy! Like Tony Romas or Ramas or something like that. I went there a couple years back and I could never forget the taste of their succulent ribs! But with this flu? I might have been eating 80 cents bread for all I know.
And that’s what I have been eating today. Yesterday Jaime bought some bread from Bread Talk and gave me one. I declined but she insisted and as they say, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! I’d always had this thing about branded bread… like Bread Talk and Bread Story… I thought they were fancy rip-offs with the price and all. But the bread sure is nice… and yesterday I went to buy some more bread for myself… OMG I CAN’T STOP EATING BREAD NOW!!!
S asked me if the air in Singapore was cleaner. DEFINITELY! KL is so polluted and hazy these days… and the week that I am in Singapore, a lot of places will see rationing of water (read : Kim) and bla bla bla… so I was glad that I got out of KL/PJ during this week. On the other hand this weird perverse thought came to mind… Maybe I got sick in Singapore because I am used to the dirty air in KL/PJ? My body has embraced the impurities and is actually dependable on it… Wow… this is no good man… Come to think of it, I almost always get sick when I go back to BP… maybe it is traveling down South in general.
So far there are many good things about Singapore though. Like how everyone queues up. Everybody waits for their turn. So proper and organised! Everyone drives so slow! Everyone stops at red lights! Well I know you are supposed to, but look at Malaysia!!!
And also some things are so cheap and easily available! Jaime and I have been wanting to get the Bar Grooves compilation CDs. KL is selling it for… RM110! Singapore is selling it for… SG$19.90! What the fuck!!! And the CDs are not even protected! Blah!
On Sunday Pinky, Winnie and Yuki took me to Prego’s at Raffles City for dinner. Then Pinky insisted on belanja-ing me. So good! I should go out with her more often NYAH NYAH NYAH!
Yesterday met up with Ash-RUFF who is nearly half-strangling himself to meet some Malaysians. Kesian mamak ni. Come back lah.
Tonight I’m supposed to meet the Ed but I don’t know if this will jadi? Coz I’m looking outside the hotel window and all is cloudy.
The rest of the trip, I’ll just sleep in, take my medicine, drink lots of water, eat bread. So much for a holiday.
I want to go shopping!!!
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“When you are fucking sick like a raped goat forced to hibernate throughout spring and eat stale hay.”
Muahahahahahaha.
kesian the kambing! mehhhhhhhh mehhhhhhhhh
*gip you some rumput to eat*
I have misjudged thee, fair maiden. Thine is the soul of a poet.
I used to get sick everyime I went down to JB. Maybe it’s the going down south thing. But stay in a place so organized for some time, it’ll make you bored with it’s monotony
Singapore makes me sick, physically (like vomiting) and mentally (like GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE)..
It’s a messed up place, you need some dirt in your food and some pollution in your air, if you aren’t coughing up blood YOU AREN’T LIVING!
karma lah what else~ *runs*
hahaha. i already recover from my flu.
kesian dia… summore feel like a goat.
*pats head*
*feeds more bread*
I love Singapore! Wish I could be there.. (Stalking around for someone with flu..)
Hmm…
this sick woman blogs on her holiday … came online and msg me on msn going ‘hehehehehehhehehe … i miss my blog!’ …
wtf?!
siao char bor :p
Didn’t you take my professional advice on PRUNE JUICE AND BANANAS when you couldn’t shit? And I did wish you ‘Get well soon’ before you left. If you had listened, you wouldn’t be a goat right now. Get well soon….once again!
Hey Suanie… you don’t know me, but i surf by your blog sometimes (ok lah, ok lah… a lot of times, especially when i’m slacking off at work). So, neways, usually i blog silently (i don’t post comments, heh, very shy), but i had to post one after i read the part where you say everyone in s’pore queues up. You should come by my bus stop in the morning… damn, people ACTUALLY elbow their way in the bus, you’d think they’d actually break a leg having to stand in the bus when there aren’t any seats left and its only 4 stops away from the interchange… and once you reach the interchange, its like there’s a bomb aboard the bus… everybody practically flies out of it… and don’t get me started on the MRT stations. So definitely no queueing up, especially if you’re talking about 8.00am – 9.00am and 5.00pm – 7.00pm =D
Unless of course you’re talking about queueing up for something else lah.
Oh, and great blog by the way
good to see you back blogging, suanie… but sorry to hear that you felt like a raped goat forced to hibernate.
hope you get well soon!
Flu sucks
Get well soon, woman!!
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wow, girl..saffwan just told me that you were hui min and hui sze’s sister..how weird is that??? Which means you’re from BP?
Yes one huge happy batu pahat family, boring ass place that it is..
But the Biryani is good and otak otak from Muar yay!
Suan is the poor tortured younger sister of the terrible twins.
FASTER COME BACK NOW.
oi, GET WELL SOON
I told u oredi, drink water water water -lah like a fsh, and eat properly
Get well soon – and leave those goats alone! They feeling bad enough already without you using them in metaphors!
Huh! just got better after feeling like a raped cock (oi male chicken lah!) and eating plastic rice for the last 2 weeks!
Good luck girl! And get well soon! Here have some hugs and kisses xox
***passes suan KAMA SUTRA book….. samting 2 read wile inbed ya know***
I thought raped goat can only be found in NZ….let alone one that is down with flu.
Must have been doing “it” after the shave…
Come lets go for cheras tomyam. Sure will cure your goddamn flu!! woo hooo!
From : Goats of Penang
To : Suanie
RE: MEk……….
mekkkkk…mekkkkkk…mekkkkk
meeekkk…..meekkkk…moooo…oops…
hahahhaha
*hope you get better soon*
MEk…Mekk..
Mr. Goat
wah wah! i see suanie in the paper again today! picture, name, blog name.
prepare for a rush of traffic again!
we is met. we is drinks. we is eat jcherrman sausages.
life is goot.
Raped goat…stale hay…*keels over laughing*. Oh dear…*wipes tears*. Get well soon okay? (^_~)b
hey suan my little kambing, all you have to do is DRINK water like wat mom says. and pop some vitamin c pills (jaime should know which ones)
hope you’re feeling better yangs. muaks!
I HATE going to Singapore. if not for gf there, i wouldn’t go NEAR that place…
sigh… and I’ve got to go there again this weekend…
aww, u need beers..get well soon
*hugz* get well soon..
Was the goat raped by Andre The Giant?
Hope you get better now.
THANK YOU THANK YOU EVERYONE!
I’m feeling a lot better.. thank you!
come date me lah.. I live nearby
I wrote the goat part with you in mind
Hello Zena, thanks
It’s the same in Malaysia heh… the rush hour makes even the nicest of person seems like the devil.
Yeap letti.. you know them?