Archive for May, 2005
the fat diaries
My sister is always telling me, you can’t run away from things, you have to face them sooner or later.
OK. I am facing it. I am facing it now.
It is staring right back at me from the mirror.
Join me in my unedited journey to the Vogue world of Kate Moss (as if).
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don’t panic
In the beginning the Internet was created. This has made a lot of people excited and been widely regarded as a ticket to fill the gaping holes in their much unsatisfactory lives, and thus generally a bad move.
It begins with a blog.
Tucked away in bloglivion is a sniping teeth-baring underpaid overworked scribbler who somehow makes [...]
the stock market of relationships
Thus have I heard : On a certain irrelevant occasion surrounded by massive amounts of cold yellow liquid of life, TWB constructed a new theory;
“A relationship is just like an investment.”
Some people like a bit of this, a bit of that and a bit of everything. So they buy speculative stock. The problem with speculative [...]
woman, you are a bleeding book
TWB makes a lot of sense sometimes. So much that I have requested and been granted permission to share his views (and of those around him) on my blog.
You see, a girl is just like a book. In fact the lead up to all relationships can be analysed based on this side by side [...]
woe be us
Harga petrol naik
Tapi gaji masih sama
Ingat nak beli BMX
Tapi takut kena langgar
Pasal pemandu Malaysia buat tak kisah
Ntah-ntah salah saya
Tapi apa boleh buat
Pak Lah kata itu semua manfaat
Gomen pun you yang undi
Rakyatlah yang kena buli
Pelik juga macam ini
Kena buli sendiri sudi
Pastu pek pok pek pok
Macam mak nenek nyanyuk
Tapi bila kena saman
Rela kasi duit sogok
Entahlah wahai negara [...]