now I know what I want for my birthday

Via The Sun UK :

Passion Pants

A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda – after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.

The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life.

But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2.5 inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.

The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.

Paramedics rushed to help – and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing.

They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.

The woman who has not been named to spare her blushes made a full recovery but her pride took a knock.

As she left hospital a paramedic handed her back the naughty knickers in a plastic bag.

An Asda spokesman said: “We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already.”

You can purchase your very own Passion Pants for 25 pounds each from the Ann Summers website.

I MIGHT NOT mind a Platinum Rampant Rabbit either.

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  1. Give me the goddamn rabbit.

    My birthday coming up in Aug.

    Muaks.

  2. dua inchi cukup ke?

  3. viewtru says:

    FA: Your mom says that you’re gonna get a real rabbit for your birthday. Enjoy!

  4. When I get to the UK, I’ll see what I can find you girls! :-)

    In the meantime, just put your mobile phones on vibrate and phone each other all the time! :-)

  5. nice undies

  6. LoL! Hmmm…this is interesting. Definitely on my shopping list next time I am in UK. :)

  7. angel KGB says:

    now its dooms day for M.A.N-kind….. they are that dispensible nowadays eh

  8. Hahahaha, UK shopping best especially for sex stuff, well apart from Amsterdam obviously.

    This is the most famous badboy:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?id=161

  9. 0.o
    Definitely been left out cold *sigh*

  10. i dont encourage sex toys. they’re better than men. it’s a shortcut to relationship breakdown. and nowadays they even knock u out.

  11. Oh thanks Angel! Just make me even more depressed! Good thing I can still use my tongue in special ways, otherwise I’d really eb scared! :-)

  12. Shortcut to relationship breakdown? If they are better then men, then why does a relationship form to begin with? Sex toy is my other vocation! :-)

  13. No Dabido. With sex toys, when the batteries run out suddenly, you are left high and dry. With a sex partner, you can at least moan “Oh God”.
    With a sex toy, you may have to moan “Oh Duracell”. Call me old fashion, but it doesn’t sound right!

  14. better in bed than men. relationship is a different thing. but (good) sex often overrides relationship.

  15. it’s easy to misread good sex as a good r/s … omg i’m talking!

  16. it’s not for internal use ahdave.. use your imagination

  17. LOL
    happens all the time

  18. Errrrr Mr. something says:

    Funny I just ache when I wear them…..Never even passed out once…..crap

  19. That’s why women need to buy their batteries in bulk (and probably should buy shares in their favourite battery maker!) Then they never have to say “Oh Duracell!”, they just say, “Frank! Get me another battery you good for nothin’ son of a b****!” … and then their man get’s them a battery. Oh, they will still need men after all … battery fetchers! :-)

  20. Kimberly, you’ll have to blog in detail about it for us. :-)

  21. I’ve never misread good sex as a good relationship. Most men can tell you, Sex is SEX and a relationship is what you have in order to get sex! :-) Oh dear, did I just give away a man secret! Nah! We’re easily read! ptttthhh! hee hee! :-) Just kidding. I’m good at the relationship bit. Most of my best friends in the world have been women through my life. Easy to have good relationship with no sex invovled. no matter how hard they try to get it from me! ;-)

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