the fat diaries

My sister is always telling me, you can’t run away from things, you have to face them sooner or later.

OK. I am facing it. I am facing it now.

It is staring right back at me from the mirror.

Join me in my unedited journey to the Vogue world of Kate Moss (as if).

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Year 2001

Early part of the year. I brought my fatdoom from Batu Pahat.

Later part of the year. Nothing changed.

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Year 2002

Taken in January and March respectively. I sort of remained like that for the rest of the year.

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Year 2003

Ta-dahh! The gods decided to reward me by skinning a few pounds of my flesh.

But a few months later I ate too much again.

At the end of the year…

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Year 2004

Chubby.

Less chubby.

These things go up and down faster than the NASDAQ.

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Year 2005

As you can see, I didn’t waste any time on New Year’s Eve finishing all the chow.

Then I had to go had my hair curled, which left me in a state of very dry hair with split ends today.

So here I am now and still growing.

Call me for makan, thanks.

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Comments

  1. What can I say. Asian food ar yummy, esp se Asia 😀

  2. minishorts says

    u are…

    i have no words to describe you.

    haha

  3. emotionalistic says

    Haha….you look so cute. I can never stop myself from eating too…and getting my self fatter each day. About the dry hair and split end thingy, i had the similar experience too and was just wondering is there any solution to safe my hair.

  4. archangel says

    feed me..

  5. Master Foley says

    hugz

  6. Dabido (Teflon) says

    There is no shelf to be left on … it’s just a bunch of old people standing in front of a mirror saying, “I wouldn’t root that either!” 🙂

  7. whoah. seriously look so different during short periods of time.

  8. hot? gorgeous? amazing? witty? pretty? prettiful? beautiful? shaggable? take your pick heheheh hehaehhe hehheh haehehehoehoehahehha heau heih iah iheiah

  9. are you kidding me? the food here is the only reason I’ve not moved to another country :p

  10. heh 4 years ago I can’t see my collar bone. Now at least it pops up from time to time

  11. emm…welll..what can i say..u are still attractive..serious…just take care of your health all i can say..sometimes size doesn’t matter. really huh?

  12. “Roses are red …. violets are blue …. even if you’re fat …. I’ll still go eat buffet with you” roflmao …. (original author: mr were :p)

  13. Do-Able babe …. so doable!
    pheeeeewwweeettttt!

  14. heh heh… we is same…. I’m gaining the kilos by the day and losing hair too… ahhh I embrace you like a bad mutha middle age!

  15. good, now you’ve bared everything.

    Anything else left will be the truth

    🙂

  16. Rayyan : actually, size does matter, but I’m not a guy so that’s ok 😛
    emotionalistic : hair treatment (those V05 hot oil works too), and conditioner. Get a leave-in as well – when your hair is that dry, the searing sun rays is more damaging.
    Pinky : bleh …. 😛
    AH SENG : me still is young… got plenty more years to eat b4 being left on shelf
    archangel : come on sat nite…
    caleb : the truth hurts….
    Mastah F : hugsssss

  17. tiewwww…., weight only mar……look at me

  18. Suan… we Penangites welcome you wiv open arms! Urp… ops…

  19. all u have for me is bleh ….
    i am so h . u . r . t .

    blanjah me buffet, yes? 😀

  20. ShaolinTiger says

    ROFL nice post..

    I can’t do pictorial about my weight, it doesn’t change that much, perhaps my receeding hair?

    LMAO

  21. *sigh*

    wish I could document the rice and fall of my chubbiness too

    *sigh*

  22. EAT MORE SUAN, JOM MISAI!

  23. I like your style!! hee hee. Any good makan place for chicken rice? Sigh, Australia food sucks.

  24. but i still luv u… JUSt AS YOU ARE! MUAKS!

  25. I come KL, you show me good makan. Can?

  26. TheGreatFaggot says

    Stop feeding her food PLS? :X

  27. Suan always the BEST!!!
    mUACKSsssssss….
    Love ya alwaysssssssss…

  28. cmos:I love penang!!!
    faggot: this coming from someone who steals other ppl’s fried rice??
    pari: ss2 misai!!
    Dr.B: can, malaysia boleh!

  29. fat fat round round smooth smooth is good, can sleep on “it” like a pillow. 😉

  30. I think that focusing on one’s faults is potentially unhealthy…hehe so with that in mind…I will not be making a page of bad poems..and Pinky needs her own fat diaries I hear…A little doughnut told me….

  31. micketymoc says

    I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but the last picture kinda reminded me of Jack Neo.

    At least there’s hope – “fat” wasn’t the first thing on my mind.

    Hey, no worries – I’m no slouch in the eating department either. So if you and your friends ever get to Manila, you can call *me* if you feel like makan. 🙂

  32. i am i am … im keeping a blog on my fatty adventures … and i’ll be banning u from it mr were :p

  33. hehe except that i still have hair and jack neo is balding.

  34. Dabido (Teflon) says

    If you’re the guy, and she is doing the Cowgirl position with you, then believe me, size matters! Nothing worse than trying to lift something weighing more than a whale! It can break both arms. Not that I would know, I never date anyone weighing more than myself …

  35. Dabido (Teflon) says

    You can aways attack your hair with a razor … or don’t you want to look like Jack, and I missed the point! 🙂

    Bodoh Dabido! lol

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