the stock market of relationships
Thus have I heard : On a certain irrelevant occasion surrounded by massive amounts of cold yellow liquid of life, TWB constructed a new theory;
“A relationship is just like an investment.”
Some people like a bit of this, a bit of that and a bit of everything. So they buy speculative stock. The problem with speculative stock - especially if the investor is overly confident or overly gullible is that you tend to get burnt. Bad.
You want a safer bet than jumping the guns? Then you buy blue chips, you know, like Genting or McDonalds. Sometimes there may be a bit of problems like Telekom getting massive shit loads of complaints. But at the end of the day your investment will still be fruitful.
If you belong to the ‘no-risk’ category, then what you do is you get a fixed deposit. Sure, it is as boring as it sounds, but long term gain can only go up.
But no matter what you invest in, stay away from ‘skim cepat kaya‘.
Tags: dating, humour, investments, relationships
i’m teh jackpot
rare but good multiple (in every aspect)
visit my blog.
i’m a blue chipped goverment bond.
damn steady. damn high returns. low risk investment.
BUY ME BUY ME!
i’m the guy who sapu the floor after investors drop dead from loses… and clean out their pockets… chune.
I’m high risk and exciting, high yields but high prices!
If you place a stop lose on a speculative stock at 10% less than what you brought it for and it goes down you only lose 10%. Trick is to ride the market as it goes bull, and sell short if you find it’s going bear. Speculative are higher risk but pay off more if they go up. Bonds don’t have high returns, the only reasons for bonds if you want an almost guaranteed returned. Look for the Elliot Waves. They come in sets usually, up and a little down … then up and a little down again … thne up and a little down … of course, there are other elliot waves riding over the top of those, so bigger up’s and down’s occur due to the interferences of these waves upon each other. Of course, Elliot Wave theory is all based around people acting like a herd of cattle (which they do) … so my advice, grab the investment which few people are watching and see if it pays off. Of course, short, medium and long term investors all use different strategies. Want to become a millionaire on the stock exchange … start as a billionaire!
LOL
too true
F.A.: Yesterday, Suanie blogged about books, and you asked people to buy you.
Today, Suanie blogs about stocks, and you also ask people to buy you.
You better hope Suanie doesn’t blog about fish tomorrow.
im a small cap stock, buy me n u will get bonus shares and high dividends..yes in the form of orgasms too ;)……..wtf Im blabbing abt???
hmm then I must be bankrupt.
i prefer to play safe (i.e. not play at all) and settle for the local sundry shop owner’s son.
Wah, u guys chune, all know your investment skills well.
Fuck stock broking firms, let us do our own tradding. Dont ever think of earning commission from us.
I have full service investment broker already. Yes, they’re expensive, and also pretty useless.
Who the hell is TWB?