woman, you are a bleeding book
TWB makes a lot of sense sometimes. So much that I have requested and been granted permission to share his views (and of those around him) on my blog.
You see, a girl is just like a book. In fact the lead up to all relationships can be analysed based on this side by side comparison.
Face it - every book is judged by its cover. If the book cover looks nice and new, you would probably be tempted to walk over and pick it up. A book cover that is badly designed shows that the author didn’t really make an effort.
Then again there are other forces in play. If the book was written by a famous author or the title is different and catches your eye, then if you have time in the bookstore you would most likely pick up the book.
That’s when you walk over.
Then maybe, just maybe the cover design is interesting enough to make you want to find out more about the book. So what do you do? You flip over to the back cover to read the blurb.
That’s when you say hello, let the introductions begin.
If the blurb is interesting then like any experienced book buyer you would squat down the aisle and flip the pages. If it looks promising you would walk to the provided benches in the bookstore to read the first couple chapters.
That’s when you take her out on dates.
If you like what you have read so far, then how? Buy the book to read at home la…
That’s when you develop a relationship with her.
If the book is good, you would probably introduce it to your friends. But all hell breaks loose if they ‘borrow’ your copy and you never see it again. So how? Tell them to buy their own copy la.
Some books remain favourites even when they are old and tattered. These people are called loyal readers. You want my copy of LOTR? Go fuck yourself.
Some people buy the books then sell it off after they read it. These people are called ‘playboys’.
Some people leave the books on the shelf never to be read again for the rest of their lives. These people are called ‘married’.
Then a very philosophical friend said,
“Even bad books are sacred, and therefore precious.”
What is the moral of the story?
Tags: books, dating, humour, relationships
Moral of the story? … spend a lot of time in libraries and pick up smart women?
I have five full bookshelves of books and no woman! Does that mean I should stop reading so much?
What happens when a book get’s pregnant? Will it give birth to tabloid magazines or something?
The moral of the story is, stop reading books and get a Playstation 2!!!! (or failing that, an XBox).
p/s: An iPod is so much easier to court too!
You know you’ve found the right book if it’s your favourite and you can read it over and over again even after many years
…. I’m a book with a pretty looking cover and have contents which makes you want to keep reading it over and over and over and over again.
BUY ME! TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU!
Yeah but inside the book there is a lot of dark weird and scary stuff, makes people run away
PWNT!
People judge a book by the cover.
Moral: “You gotta dress for sucess.”
A book must give people reason to open the book
Moral: “Open your dress, for progress”
However, unlike a book, a woman must tarik a bit.
Noral: “Wait till he buys you that dress.”
FA: If you are a good book being sold in the encyclopaedia section, it won’t do you much good. If you are not sure what section you want to be in, I suggest that you transfer to D-I-Y section temporarily.
women, I can hardly explain..
moral? suan, u’re just delusioned. get some rests, and humpings. u’ll be back to normal in no time.
im an e-book reader……
reading books has always given me orgasmic pleasures.
now you’ve made me feel like a lesbian…
moral of the story :
we guys have been copulating with books all these while …
ALL of you are freaking hillarious :p
If guys are D-I-Y ing themselves, then they might not want a book!
In what percentage? 80% Freaking, 20% Hilarious?
I’m afraid to look at books now in case they have their pages stuck together!
thanks for sharing that sweetie
Now I just have to find a bookstore