Archive for April, 2005

how to overcome procrastination

I’ll tell you next week!

my dating personality profile

From Dr. Buck.

Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren’t afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.

Your date match profile:

Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw her out of her shell and get to know what she is all about.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Liberal
2. Big-Hearted
3. Adventurous
4. Intellectual
5. Shy
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Sensual
8. Funny
9. Practical
10. Stylish

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Shy
2. Practical
3. Adventurous
4. Intellectual
5. Funny
6. Big-Hearted
7. Sensual
8. Conservative
9. Wealthy/Ambitious
10. Romantic

Take the Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions

The ‘wellspring of love’ is a tad cheeky though.

my mom is gonna skrew me

Text message to me mom and sis:

“I am 3 months pregnant. Sorry for hiding it from you.”

Ten minutes later sis called, sounding grave yet trying very hard to be supportive.

An hour later mom called, on the verge of tears and cardiac arrest.

Don’t people check their calendars anymore?

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