when i was a kid… (part 1)
… I had a massive crush on the boy next door. He was a couple of years older than me; skinny kid with a loopish grin and very sepet eyes. I used to play with him and his younger sister until he entered secondary school and became too cool for us girls. He would smile and say hi but that was it. Still I liked him. He had hair like Jimmy Lin, you know.
One time when I was in Form 2 (14 years old) I had this brilliant idea to try get his attention. It was evening, his parents and younger sister were out selling dried herbs and stuff at the night market. So I took a pen and paper, climbed over the wall that separates our houses and knocked on the door.
He answered. I told him that my teacher gave the class an assignment to ‘get to know your neighbours’ - favourite colours, food, this that so could he please help me out? He said ok but he was watching a movie so if I didn’t mind I could ask him with the video on.
So I went in, sat with him in the living room and started asking him some basic stuff (how do I spell your name? When were you born?). Moments later I realised that the video was about a white chick getting humped by a white dude and they were making some pretty weird sounds. Moments after that I awkwardly said my goodbyes.
The family moved away a couple of years after that. The last time I saw him was a few years ago, he recognised me and we said hello.
So yeah, that was my first encounter with porn.
Tags: childhood, growing up, porn
LOL that is too funny
should have gotten it on wif him
A guy in the middle of watching porn would hump anything that comes along.
wow he’s a cool dude… watching porn while going thro the interview…
Suan, that was your 1st encounter to porn, did you left out something?
Whats the age you lost your virginity?
Hope its not sweet 14.
I don’t believe you. At 14, you wouldn’t be able to climb the wall.
How do you know it was porn? Sounds like all typical hollywood movies these days!
he must have been gay …
viewtru - why? you two know each other?
btw, suanie, glad you made an early exit, or that guy might just make a move on you. men can’t think with an erection, so what is his favourite food?
he was 16. I think he was just watching for ‘educational purposes’
no it wasn’t
why not? I was a tall kid with long skinny legs, and it was one of those single storey terraces. I can still climb it today.
believe me, it was porn
cis, don’t even remember his name.
i can still do some math with an erection …
I miss-read
… I had a massive crush on the boy next door
as
.. I had massivly crashed the door..
or something.
must be thursday, I can never get the hang of thursday.
Shank: I dunno the guy. And who says men can’t think with an erection? Everytime I think of women, I get an ……uh……oh heck, I better stop thinking!
how bout feeling sleepy? maybe this only happens to me, but i don’t understand this phenomenon, sleepy + bored + cold + yawn = erection? where is the science in this?
You missed a bit..
“So I went in, sat with him in the living room and started asking him some basic stuff (how do I spell your name? When were you born?). Moments later I realised that the video was about a white chick getting humped by a white dude and they were making some pretty weird sounds.”
…and that was the first time I saw Nic naked.
Nic.
Don’t feel Sleepy, the other six dwarves will get upset!
Really? Are you 100% sure? Can you get me a copy of what you saw so I can make up my own mind?
Was this the film with the chariot race and the cactus?
(Old AE joke … wonder if Ayana still wants to star in that film!)
Dabido: Sleepy is about the only dwarf who won’t notice that he is being felt. The rest are all awake!