my mom is gonna skrew me

Text message to me mom and sis:

“I am 3 months pregnant. Sorry for hiding it from you.”

Ten minutes later sis called, sounding grave yet trying very hard to be supportive.

An hour later mom called, on the verge of tears and cardiac arrest.

Don’t people check their calendars anymore?

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10 comments:


  1. Anonymous, 1. April 2005, 6:21

    wow… sweet suan! smart post!
    i bid RM0.01 hahahaha.
    hpapy aripl folos!

     
  2. ShaolinTiger, 1. April 2005, 6:25

    OMG YOU’RE SO DEAD GIRL

     
  3. suanie, 1. April 2005, 6:33

    yeah i know :( she said to reserve my bum for her, she gonna spank me so hard :(

     
  4. Master Foley, 1. April 2005, 8:11

    you are so mean

     
  5. kimberlycun, 1. April 2005, 10:13

    KEKEKEKEKEK bitch nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  6. pinky, 2. April 2005, 11:05

    roflmao….siao char bor … tsk tsk tsk … i pity ur mama

     
  7. Nic, 3. April 2005, 3:29

    Is it mine??

    Nic.

     
  8. suanie, 3. April 2005, 9:25

    triplets :D nic jr 1, nic jr 2, nic jr 3 :D

     
  9. ah seng, 3. April 2005, 19:33

    bwahahahahaha…. biacth!!!!

     
  10. sotong, 6. April 2005, 4:44

    how come i cant see anything here?

     

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