my mom is gonna skrew me

Posted at April 1, 2005
Text message to me mom and sis:

“I am 3 months pregnant. Sorry for hiding it from you.”

Ten minutes later sis called, sounding grave yet trying very hard to be supportive.

An hour later mom called, on the verge of tears and cardiac arrest.

Don’t people check their calendars anymore?

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