Archive for March, 2005
i’m a fucking cuss happy bitch
This is the second part of the mind-edifying brainless motherfucker of a challenge.
FA is a fucking cunt.
But I love that slutty ho of an ass that she is.
Since I’m a fucking cheat I’m just gonna copy her lame piece of shit but still fuckingly annoyingly wonderful post.
The whole fucking world posted about the fucking earthquake. [...]
look here my indonesian neighbours
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE LAND DISPUTE!
But when you go around burning my country’s flags,
IT’S JUST SO FUCKING NOT ON!
Perhaps in your misguided patriotism you misunderstood the Indonesia diplomat in Malaysia.
But the fella ONLY apologised for the acts of his fellow countrymen who burn and trample the Malaysian flag.
He NEVER apologised for any [...]
the pepsi test
I have actually wanted to do this for a while, but my housemates and I are often very thirsty. In total I have bought and re-bought all these different cans 4 times now.
Here we go.
Pepsi X – Energy Cola. It is actually sort of dark reddish colour and it tasted like something I have [...]
gypsies
I want to live in a caravan
With yellow painted doors and a chimney so rusty blue
Drawn by a handsome pony up front
His coat a gleaming brown, his eyes gentle and kind
Aries be his name, a burden so great he bears
Yet never in solitary for his lifelong company is me
I want to live in a caravan
Not [...]
banana fritters
This is something cute from my 16 year old days. I just added a few more lines to make it sound not like a 16 year old. The rough English translation is as below.
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Goreng pisang fried bananas
Here [...]