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To the fat bitch in a light purple top at Nikko Hotel on Sunday who nicked my very expensive ball pen that Chris bought in Japan and gave to me as my 22nd birthday present, I have only one word for you.
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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erm………………………………………………………………… if u knew she took it, why didnt u stop her?
One heck of a busy booth. Minutes later she disappeared. Minutes after that, realisation. 750+ people. How to find, you tell me?
That bitch. may she cirit birit for one month.
May the pen squirts ink on her best white blouse and stubbornely refuses the come out, and stains the rest of her whites in the wash.
may it slip and poke her in the eye.
may she sit on it and that the pen finds its way up her ass and that she has to suffer the humiliation of going to the doctors to have them take it out after an X-ray and may the X-ray some how end up as a forwarded email in our mailboxes.
*runs and hide from The Suanie Storm of Destruction*
Die all fat bitches who steal. I had a fat bitch who nicked my fav personalised pen too…..she had the cheeks to ask her fat ass bastard of a husband to nonchalantly and ‘graciously’ gave me two plastic pens as ‘gifts’. FUCk em all!!!!
May the thiefing bitch be infested by mutated mongoloid viruses from Timbuktu…
Have already sent my army of 100 syphillitic dwarves after her, may she rot in a shower of mouldy puss mixed cum and anal leakage.
I had a nice personalised engraved pen stolen too…to these pen stealing cunts FUCK YOU
To all of us…use plastic bics at conventions etc, don’t try and look cool with your nice pen..
lol fluffy u shoulda beat her fat ass
Ah, you should have asked me about fifteen years ago. I could have replaced it with one of my own personalised pens, because back when I was younger, all I ever received from people were pens with my name engraved on it. It got to the point that I had a LARGE BOX full of them. Luckily, the ink dried in them all from lack of use.
Though I must admit, a few years ago, someone stole my personalised pen and I was a bit upset, because by that stage I only had the one. Happened when I was in Europe, and my pen was on my desk in Sydney! Dagnammit!
But, nothing beats a whole lot of plastic pens. If you have about twenty of them, by the time you realise someone stole one, you are down to abou tfive of them … enough time to buy twenty more before the last five get nicked.