Archive for January, 2005
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There comes a time when one must sit down in solitary and think long and hard about life’s direction.
Well, nothing unusual – I do this almost every other day.
My friends would barely lift an eyebrow, knowing that I have retreated into my own space, oblivious to much of the social scene around me. One [...]
which happy bunny are you?
Congratulations. You are the kiss my ass happy bunny.
You don’t care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud.
Which happy bunny are you?
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I am.
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
To the fat bitch in a light purple top at Nikko Hotel on Sunday who nicked my very expensive ball pen that Chris bought in Japan and gave to me as my 22nd birthday present, I have only one word for you.
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you wanting to kill me?
If you are a regular shopper or your office is located in a massive shopping centre, you would have long noticed the exasperating phenomenon that is your life whizzing by in front of your eyes, bringing you one step closer to god and what-not.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane?
No, it’s the fucking [...]